Thursday, November 20, 2008

Katy Perry says they're real, and they're spectacular


For some reason, a ridiculous batch of rumors has been flying around about Katy Perry and her bodacious ta-ta's. Everyone has been accusing her of having fake boobies, but Katy decided to set the record straight by simply saying, "the rack is real."

How could people think these are fake? Look at 'em. Ask them! They are as real as real can be. I am not against people who get things done. A tuck or a lift never hurt anyone. In 50 years time I may look like a Siamese cat in a wind tunnel but as of this moment I haven't and the rack is real.

Why can't a girl just have a fantastic rack and have that be the end of it? Why does it always have to be a plastic boobie argument?

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