Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I'm convinced Billy Ray Cyrus is a brainless horse


Yes, a horse. Why? Because it sounded like a good insult. Billy Ray Cyrus was getting a tattoo on Friday and brought Miley and Justin Gaston along to watch, but the only thing they ended up watching was their tongues going in each other's mouths. They paid no attention to Billy Ray and ended up just making out the entire time.

Seriously, at what point as a father do you watch some 20-year-old underwear model shove his tongue down your barely 16-year-old daughter's throat before you snap his neck? Lately, Billy Ray has defined exactly what a redneck idiot is.

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