Amy Winehouse should pick out a casket now...and MORE!!!

Remember when I said Amy Winehouse dumping her husband was a possible turn-around? Yeah, forget I said all that. (smack)

Joey Fatone's career has officially turned to sh*t. No, seriously. (candy)

Hey look who's back! It's Angela from Who's the Boss! And she's wearing...umm...I'm not sure, but now I know why she's been gone for so long. (ayyyy)

You won't believe the talk of the town -- Michelle Obama's booty?! (POTP)

Britney's dad is NOT a happy camper with her. (gabby)

A-Rod having Madonna over for Thanksgiving dinner?! (bitten)

**Spoiler Alert** WWE Title match announced for Armageddon!! (wrestling)