Paris and Benji may be over....again

Rumor has it Benji Madden is so jealous by all the attention Paris gets from other guys, that he's threatening to move out of their Hollywood home.

What an enormous vagina (I mean Benji, not Paris' anatomy).

Paris and Benji still together?!

Word on the street was that Paris Hilton left Benji Madden and started dating Myspace co-founder Chris DeWolfe, but Paris and Benji were spotted leaving Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills the other day.

Didn't Paris Say "It's Real This Time"...

Well apparently not... supposedly, it's been "confirmed" that Paris Hilton has left Benji Madden... wonder what she'll do with that diamond encrusted BM ring she had made... least it wasn't a tattoo...

Latest rumor has it that she is dating MySpace cofounder, Chris DeWolfe? And although this partner switch is typical fickle Paris behavior... I wasn't too excited until I read that this new guy is supposedly married! NOW it's a PARIS story; the more heads turning, the better...

I feel bad for Benji. He had it all planned out... Twins marrying BFF, living happily ever after.. Paris is one blonde heartbreaker...Let's place bets on this relationship.. I put a few bucks down on that it lasts 17 days. You?

Check out my sweet new Clay Aiken tattoo! (and more)

Smoofy the dog comments on Mischa Barton's latest hairstyle:


Somebody actually has a Clay Aiken's Face tattoo on their body! LOOK! (candy)

What do the women of The View think of the racy Vanity Fair Miley Cyrus photos??? Good question. Now watch. (smack)

Pete Wentz publicly thanks Ashlee Simpson's vagina. (POTP)

Latest fashion trend: BUGS! (with photos) (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden: In trouble with the law! (gabby)

Megan Fox is pretty hot. (fatback)

Nick Lachey is back! (bitten)

Balls Mahoney fired by WWE! (wrestling)

Paris Has Bad Luck with Cars...

Drunk driving and now a hit and run??? Haha Though I guess it would be Benji's problem. He was driving. While leaving Foxtail, Benji supposedly ran over the foot of a paparazzi by accident. And the man was seen leaving the L.A. Sheriff's department after filing a hit and run report. Even though, Benji did get out of the car and check out the situation and the man's foot.

I hate paparazzi. They deserve it. If you didn't stand so damn close to the car and gave them a reasonable amount of space, your feet would be fine. Move back.

Celebrity Double Wedding?

Even though she's not even engaged yet, Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with Nicole Richie. Ahhh yes, the perfect double wedding ever -- best friends marrying brothers.

Wait, Paris and Nicole are best friends again? WTF? Wasn't Paris looking for a new best friend like 2 weeks ago? Anyway, friends are saying it's just a publicity stunt because Paris is a whore (ahem...sorry, I mean attention whore).

Hilton, who is not even engaged to Benji, said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions. She's doing it all for attention, as usual. It's a publicity stunt, just like everything else.

I love when friends trash their friends. Which reminds me, Jackson throws like a girl and has 6 toes on one foot. Pass it on.

Paris Hilton blogs about her love for Benji Madden

Surprising to most, Paris and Benji have lasted longer than a cup of coffee.

And yesterday, Paris posted this blog about their relationship:

I’ve never felt so happy and in love, Benji is such an amazing guy and life has never been better.

It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song off by heart.

I love Good Charlotte, they rock.

Wow. I'm happy for them. And sad for Good Charlotte fans. After a Paris Hilton endorsement they have about as much street cred as The Wiggles.

Paris Hilton Wearing Diamond Benji Madden Ring!

Paris Hilton was at the Mirage in Las Vegas last night showing off a ring on her engagement finger with the initials "BM" spelled out with diamonds like her name is "Lil' Jon" or something.

Cute? Or lame?

I'm going with lame on this one. Why don't you and your ring get a room, Paris. This public display of affection nauseates me a little.

Plus since it's Paris, wouldn't "BJ" have been better initials?
I'm a dirty swine.

The Daily Dirt -- Barack LOVES the Jonas Brothers!

Paris Hilton dating Benji Madden

One day Paris & Nicole could be sister-in-laws. You know that's why Paris is now dating Benji Madden.

The two were seen on a shopping spree yesterday in Hollywood.
The night before, Paris went to a club in St. Louis where she watched her new man DJ and danced the night away to his sweet sounds.

The night before that, she forgot to shave her armpits. Sorry. Still not quite over that. I have a very small mind.

Paris, by the way, has just landed a new "reality show" where she'll be looking for a new best friend. Ouch. If I were Nicole Richie I'd... um... probably eat a hamburger. Because maintaining a healthy weight is important. Then I'd be pissed at Paris.