Keira Knightley talks about her anorexic ribs...and MORE!!!

Amy Winehouse's mother-in-law wants to send her up the creek without a paddle. (smack)

Britney babysits for Gwen and Gavin, and DOESN'T kill little Kingston! (candy)

How much does Madonna look like a starving Somalian? Check out a side by side pic of then and now! (ayyyy)

Keira Knightley is a skinny ass bitch. (POTP)

McSteamy is McSingle? (gabby)

Dolly Parton dead?! (bitten)

Sid Vicious on his way back to WWE? (wrestling)

Amy Winehouse Arrested!!!

Amy Winehouse is expected to be arrested today after claims that she assaulted two men outside a London nightclub Wednesday night.

If convicted she faces up to six months in the clink.

And speaking of Winehouse and jail, right around the same time this news broke Amy's druggy inmate husband Blake Fielder-Civil was appearing in court (as he often does for an array of dumbass things). Amy couldn't be there to support Blakey-poop but it didn't seem to bother him any. Reportedly the whole time he was in court instead of paying attention to the judge and/or the future of his junky ass, he was making eyes with a blonde-haired woman in the courtroom!!!

Yeah Blake. I'm sure that's exactly what she wants: a crackhead married prison inmate whose wife is nuttier than the floors at the Texas Roadhouse. What a catch!

Amy Winehouse's husband buys heroin in jail... using autographed pictures of her!

There is a currency in prison.
It's not the dollar or the euro... it's autographed Amy Winehouse memorabilia.
And what else would it buy you but drugs???

Blake Fielder-Civil (Amy's man) has been trading autographed Amy Whinehouse pics with convicts (who hope to make a fortune on ebay when they get out) in exchange for heroin.

This news came out last night while Blake was recovering at a local hospital from a drug overdose -- which too happened in prison.

I never would have guessed such awful drug-related things were going on with such a handsome, handsome man. He looks so down to earth.