First look at Charlie Sheen's twins

Now presenting: Bob and Max Sheen!! And here's a little something Charlie had to say about his newborn sons.

I'm completely baffled. Not to be graphic, but this is my first time changing a diaper for boys. I've been peed on a little. Bob really impressed me -- he hit the wall from two feet away. I was just glad I didn't take it in the face!

And that, sirs and madams, is exactly why my birthday twin is the sh*t.