Before I get to this recap, I just need to get something out of my system. I F*CKING HATE HEIDI AND SPENCER. You're a couple of f*cking a$$holes, I hope you choke on the bullsh*t you feed each other, I hope the bubonic plague comes back and infects just the two of you, f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, and F*CK YOU. Okay, sorry. But I'd put money on anyone who saw the show last night feeling the same. They're f*cking scumbags. On with the recap. The show picked up last night where it left off Monday night, with the contestants about to enter an immunity challenge. They laid on boards upside down with their heads in a kiddie pool type deal while random things would shoot out at them -- beetles, snakes, spiders, and eventually water. Heidi and Spencer sat out because they're silver-spoon p*ssies, and Sanjaya ended up winning.
After the challenge, they all went back to camp and noticed that there was a bed, which Sanjaya thought was for him but it was actually for the leader (Lou Diamond Phillips was became the leader on Monday's show.) Fast forward to Speidi's attention whore ass again, revealing their religious side (which I think is absolute and total f*cking bullsh*t and is a total mockery), with Heidi saying being Baptised is really important to her and Spencer saying he'd like to be. Stephen Baldwin's born-again Christian crazy ass volunteers to do it. He does it. Yay for a religion officially being pooped on.
So then there was a food challenge, and after some dramatic arguing between Spencer and some of the ladies (mainly Frangela -- that's a mixture of a chick named Francis and a chick named Angela, in case you didn't know), both Heidi and Spencer went. They had to collect stars in this abandoned shed filled with the usual creepy crawlers. After saying they didn't give a f*ck about their team or feeding them (mind you, these are the uber religious people in the jungle), Spencer won. Then they went back to camp and quit. Again. With Spencer saying how they're super celebrities and the other people are no buddies and other stuff that made me wanna smack the fake beard on his face right off.
That's when the live vote-off kicked in, which we'll get the results of tomorrow. Since Sanjaya won immunity, he's exempt from being voted off, then came the catch -- so was the whole male team. The guys had to pick one lady to save from the vote, so they saved Patti. The vote is down to Frangela, Janice Dickinson, and Torrie Wilson. Hit up NBC.com to vote or get the numbers to vote.
P.S. F*ck you Speidi. I hope you get chlamydia and it burns painfully.
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