Monday, June 29, 2009

Suri Cruise gets dolls instead of a sister


In some awkward ass news, Suri Cruise wants a baby sister. But for some reason, Tom and Katie don't want to give her one. Whenever she asks for a baby sister to play with, Katie loads her in the car and brings her to LA's American Girl Place and buys her a new doll, usually worth around $100 or more.

There's only one explanation -- Chris Klein is really Suri's father because Tom is sterile. Or maybe he just can't get the job done in the sheets.

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