Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Speidi wants to win "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!"


I really can't stand these 2 schmucks at all, but they're mentally disabled asses keep causing their mouths (mainly Spencer's) to spew a bunch of diarrhea out that's so annoying you can't help but notice it. Spencer sees he and Heidi as the stars of the show and everyone else as just filler. I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! debuted last night, and another episode will air tonight, with America voting off one contestant. And I hope it's Spencer -- guy's a f*cking tool.

The other people I would consider extras or stand-ins. I don't know any of their names, really. I'm just going to live in the jungle with the camera crew and be crowned King of the Jungle! The closest I've been to camping was one time at the Four Seasons in Maui - they put me in the garden-view suite, not the oceanfront like I would usually get.... If there weren't cameras and it wasn't on NBC, I would already have quit.

So, he calls himself King of the Jungle then admits he'd p*ssy out. Dumbass. Heidi, on the other hand, is ready to put anything in her mouth in order to win. Yeah, you read that right.

I want to prove to myself that I can eat kangaroo penis or whatever it is they'll make me eat. I want to know for myself that I can do these challenges and that I'm as tough as anyone in the world. I'm not afraid of anything. [But] the biggest competitor is going to be Spencer. He takes no prisoners. I'm worried he'll push me over a cliff to get first place.

I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time Heidi put a penis in her mouth to get something she wanted.

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