Rumer Willis thinks she's as ugly as Jay Leno...and MORE!!!

John Mayer couldn't keep it in pants. Someone should tell him that his body isn't a wonderland. (smack)

Amy Winehouse turns to George Michael for style (candy)

This isn't celebrity news, but this girl is just way too classy to not include. (ayyyy)

Kate Winslet isn't a big fan of having sex with Leonardo DiCaprio in front of her husband. (POTP)

Rumer Willis can't believe she was included on People's Most Beautiful list. Neither can straight men or lesbians. (gabby)

Kim Kardashian is kissing her ass goodbye. (bitten)

WWE releases 6 superstars! (wrestling)