The Olsens are twin bitches...and MORE!!!

Diddy doesn't own a private jet! Just a wing. Seriously. (smack)

The new Seinfeld/Windows Vista commercial sucks. (candy)

Mena Suvari went from hot to ugly to hot again. (ayyyy)

The universe isn't as f*cked as we thought! Tara Reid is NOT engaged! (POTP)

Barack Obama appearing on SNL this week! (gabby)

Being neighbors with the Olsen twins is the opposite of what is good. (bitten)

Jim Ross worried about Ric Flair!! (wrestling)