Suri Cruise is in a glass case of emotion...and MORE!!!

Jack Osbourne must be the happiest guy in the world. Natalie Portman is single! (smack)

What every married couple should hope NOT to turn out like: Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife. (candy)

I'm pretty sure Parker Posey killed a stuffed animal to make a purse. (ayyyy)

The true answers to all the Girls Next Door drama! (POTP)

You know the kids at school who walk around with crazy facepaint, dark leather trenchcoats, and don't hang out with anyone? Yeah, that'll be Suri Cruise. (gabby)

Not really celebrity news, but...how do you cure Multiple Sclerosis? NAKED CLOWNS! (bitten)

Stone Cold Steve Austin to wrestle one last match at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)