Monday, August 24, 2009

Lindsay Lohan robbed

Lindsay Lohan's home in L.A. was robbed late last night by a couple peeps who haven't been caught yet. According to LiLo's mother (and I use that term as loosely as Lindsay's vagina) Dina, the safe was ripped out of the wall, the door was off the hinges, and the door handles were removed. A ton of sh*t was taken, including bags, shoes, jewelry, and designer clothing.

I almost wish I did it -- I woulda pissed on the door right after I took it off the hinges. And left her a love note that says, "I love you, but I'd love you more if you removed your vocal chords so no one ever has to hear your annoying ass speak again."

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