Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Jessica Biel virus

Heads up to all you pervs that need a lil help because your spank bank ain't cuttin it -- be careful if you're gonna search for Jessica Biel. She just landed on the top of McAfee's annual list of celebs whose search results are usually cuddling with some sa-weet spyware and viruses. The peeps at McAfee said that there's a 20% chance of getting a virus when searching for Jessica. Rounding out the top 5 is Beyonce, Tom Brady, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson.

Sweet -- neither of them are in my list of Top 5 celebs I wanna swap spit with. Now if I could just stop getting viruses from downloading so much midget porn...

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