Back on April 15th, Patton Oswalt became a father for the first time when his wife Michelle pushed their daughter Alice out of her mommy spot...he hasn't slept since.
This is from lack of sleep and trying to calm her down. That is what my life is -- calm that baby down and try to get some sleep... But it has been good. There use to be stuff I would get so wrapped up in, and now I just don't care about it anymore.
Yeah...that REALLY makes me look forward to knocking up whatever mentally-tapped broad I sucker into dating me. Note the sarcasm.