Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Celine Dion pregnant


Congratulations goes out to quite possibly the most annoying Canadian on the planet, Celine Dion, and her old-balled husband Rene Angelil, who just announced that Celine is knocked up with the couple's second child, eh? The new babe will join their 8-year-old son Rene-Charles, who was conceived with the help of fertility treatments, the same way that the new baby was.

Hey man, high-five to Rene for not only being able to get his 67-year-old tool up, but for also having enough juice left to sperminate his bride.