Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Shirley Jones may pose nude for Playboy


Umm...I don't really know how to hop into this one, so I'm just gonna go right for the gold. Shirley Jones wants to get naked in Playboy. Doesn't sound bad right? A girl willingly wants to show her boobs and box in a magazine that guys (and some girls) everywhere drool over? Yeah, here's something that'll easy reverse any four-hour erection given by Viagra -- she's 75. I sh*t you not, a 75-year-old woman wants to get her saggy ass naked in Playboy, and her husband (who is also her manager) Marty Ingels is all for it!

She's still drop-dead gorgeous, and at the age of 75, a natural beauty. I'm her husband, and I think it would be sensational. Mature women are relevant.

For the love of every and anything that is right in the world...please, Hugh Hefner...just say NO!! A 75-year-old lady isn't even a cougar -- she's a macacca!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ahahahaha eww that would be digusting but love the pic probably would look just like her