
I called this from a mile away when the rumors started, and now I can confirm that I'm a genius by saying that Natalie Portman and Sean Penn are officially NOT dating. The rumors started before Sean filed for divorce for the second time from his wife Robin, but obviously the whole move for a divorce just heightened the rumors. Natalie finally spoke out to end this silly shizz.
Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so.
Seriously. Why would someone as hot as Natalie Portman who could probably get just about any guy she wants, settle for a guy with old, saggy balls?
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