Most women diet and exercise like crazy with the summer months around the corner. Most women also bust their ass to lose a ton of weight so they can look all sexified for their wedding. Anna Faris isn't most women. Anna has always been known to have a smokin' hot body (I refer you to the picture of her wearing not much from House Bunny), but now that she's got a fella she's marrying (Chris Pratt, this summer), she's shoving whatever she wants down her throat. (Yes, I realize I just lobbed you a meatball to hit out of the park. Have fun with it.)
Now that I have a man, I'm like, 'Oh, I don't have to try anymore!' Now I can eat! We love to splurge at home. We love to cook. My fiancé is an incredible eater, and so he's really fun to feed, and it's great to share some wine and watch a movie. He's always like, 'Baby, don't lose that butt!'
Now, while I'm totally down with a girl who isn't gonna make me eat tofu and drink grasswheat juice, going from a smokin' body to a sumo wrestler isn't exactly a turn-on. And I'm sure she's not gonna get THAT out of hand with it, which makes it badass that she's the kind of girl that can relax and not ask, "Do I look fat in this?!" every 5 seconds. And to any chick that asks that question -- yes, you do. Now stop asking.
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