Paris thinks Speidi's masks are a joke...and MORE!!!

Go buy some Mr. Phipps Pretzel Chips while you enjoy these Tips! (VBT)

Could you be a reality TV star and get a Shot of Diseased Sex..umm...I mean a Shot of Love with Aubrey O'Day? (amygrindhouse)

A-Rod has bitch t*ts!! (smack)

Paris Hilton is a f*cking moron. (bedhead)

Not really familiar with Tilda Swinton, but I do know that she looks like hell. (ayyyy)

Carrie Prejean is a f*cking moronic bigot. (POTP)

Elizabeth Banks just made herself look pathetic. (gabby)

No Doubt reunites on the Today Show!! (bitten)

Bret Hart would forgive HBK for Montreal Screwjob...maybe induct him into the Hall of Fame? HOLY CRAP!!! (wrestling)