Friday, April 17, 2009

Lil Wayne almost died as kid


If you need any more proof that Lil Wayne is a total piece of sh*t, you won't have to look further than this post. When Weezy was 12, he was home alone and playing with a loaded 9mm gun (because that's exactly what I did when I was 12. Forget about homework and Little League, playing with loaded guns was where it was at, baby!) Anyway, he ended up shooting himself right in the chest, somehow managed to call 911 and drag himself to the front door. An off-duty police officer Robert Hoobler actually answered the call and rushed him to the hospital when ambulance wasn't available. Wayne was told that if Officer Hoobler didn't bring him in when he did, he would've bled to death.

Now comes the douchebag part. Years later, after Wayne had made it big and was obviously loaded with cash, he ran into Officer Hoobler at a restaurant. They fist-bumped and talked for a little bit, and Wayne even said outloud to the whole restaurant that the guy saved his life. When Officer Hoobler went to pay for the bill, they told him it was all set, Wayne had covered it.

Are you serious? The guy saves your f*cking life, and all you do is buy him a burger and fries, meanwhile you wipe your ass with $100 bills?! You're a huge prick, Weezy.

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