Thursday, April 2, 2009

Lindsay Lohan's porn gift


How do you bribe a scandalous celeb into starring in one of your porn flicks? Buy her a Maserati!! That's where Lindsay Lohan's brand new ride came from -- porn director Dennis DeSantis. LiLo hasn't signed on to star in one of his movies, but she HAS caused $10,000 worth of damages to the car already after her assistant banged it up a little the other night.

If I were Dennis, I'd be ripsh*t. And demand that she star in a movie. Then again, who wants to see a girl who is withering away and can probably hide behind a tree trunk (no sexual pun intended) naked in a porn?

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