Sasha Grey wants to stop getting pounded and start getting respected...and MORE!!!

I bet Fergie's good in bed since she can really move her hips. Now check out these Tips! (VBT)

Mel Gibson files for divorce last week, brings his new girlfriend to a movie premiere this week. Classy. (amygrindhouse)

Elizabeth Taylor is on Twitter. Someone clear those cobwebs and Tweet her...it's probably been a while. (smack)

Congrats, Jennifer Love Hewitt, you're back! You have an old guy staring at your ass! (bedhead)

Zac Efron and Christopher Walken could combine for one sick mullet. (ayyyy)

If the universe loves mankind, they'll make sure Speidi actually does get the swine flu. F*cking douchebags. (POTP)

More deets on the Sean Penn/Robin Wright Penn separation! (gabby)

Porn star Sasha Grey goes from getting railed on film to "serious roles." (bitten)

Jeff Hardy leaving WWE? Staying? He and Matt meet with MTV? Holy Swanton Bomb of craziness, Batman! (wrestling)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says he never went to rehab

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has always had the reputation of being a huge party guy, always hitting up parties and getting wasted and making an ass of himself. Talk of him checking into rehab started coming about after he hadn't show up to after blowing off a couple of awards shows. But Jonathan is setting the record straight.

I just felt I needed time off and I didn't need to go to awards ceremonies. You can get slightly waylaid as an actor doing that sort of thing and I'm never that comfortable at them anyway. I live an incredibly low-key life. I think people would like to think I'm a hell of a lot naughtier than I am actually. I am actually quite a boring guy. I spent the last week and a half playing bloody golf. Me, Jonathan Rhys Meyers! If anyone saw me in those stupid golf clothes on the golf course, there would have been a different story written.

Yeah, the story written would be that you look like a total douchebag, then people like me would proceed to make fun of you. You know who has a good dress code while they're on the links? Happy Gilmore.

Liev Schreiber's son hospitalized

Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts' 21-month-old son Sasha was kept overnight at a hospital on Tuesday after suffering from respiratory problems. Liev was slated to hit up the L.A. premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine (since he plays Sabretooth in the movie), but he skipped it to be with his son. Sasha was sent home on Wednesday morning fully recovered and feeling better.

Glad to hear it. I really can't imagine what it must be like for a parent to bring their infant son/daughter to the hospital. I like to think I'm a pretty fearless fella, but I'd be scared sh*tless.

Matt Giraud voted off American Idol

I was right for the fourth week running, baby!! My pick yesterday for the next eliminated contestant from American Idol was Matt Giraud, and I was right. No chance to be saved this time, it was sayonara for Matty. The most shocking part of the night, though, was who joined him in the Bottom 2 -- Adam Lambert! NO ONE saw it coming, and it almost makes you wonder if it was a set-up. Adam is running away with this contest. Granted, Danny Gokey is nipping at his heels, but Adam is still a better performer, which puts him ahead. Check out the vote-off from last night as Adam, Danny, Allison Iraheta and Kris Allen get ready to tackle Rock week next week!!

Miley Cyrus goes nuts on British TV

I get that Miley Cyrus is only 16 and she's still a fun-loving teenager. That being said, I've watched this interview with her on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross from last week in the UK a couple of times to try and figure out what I think of her actions -- is it me, or does she come across kind of...snobby? I get that she was trying to be funny and stuff, but...at the same time, I think she just kinda came across as disrespectful at some points. Check out the video below -- what do you think?

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel booze up

We got the DIRT on Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, who were caught boozing it up all over L.A. this past weekend. They hit up the Thompson Hotel for a couple of birthday parties, where Mr. JT definitely got his drink on. Our friends that were there told us Jessica wanted to stop at one point, but Justin refused to let her and kept handing her tequila shots.

Ahem...like they say, tequila makes her clothes fall off. Pretty obvious JT was looking for some drunk sex from his boo.

Robin Wright Penn speaks about her high school years and her future

Robin Wright Penn got some sh*t ass news yesterday -- her husband Sean Penn filed for divorce for the second time in two years. That didn't stop her from fulfilling her duties though. She had an interview scheduled with Interview magazine and still went through with it. Sean wasn't brought up at all, so this interview is drama-free. She seems really nice, too -- I feel so bad for her since it's been said more than once that Sean is a total d*ck.

COPPOLA: Were you popular in high school?

PENN: I was very much a loner. I had two girlfriends. I had more male friends—I’ve always been more comfortable with guys. I don’t get that chick-vibe thing. And yet, I was chosen for homecoming queen.

COPPOLA: Really?

PENN: But I was not popular at all. I actually thought it was going to be like the scene in Carrie [1976], with the pig’s blood. [laughs] That’s what it felt like—like I was being set up.

COPPOLA: What makes you connect with your director?

PENN: Gosh . . . Being understood. And I would say that goes for both sides. I think you have to have an understanding of each other’s ideas and visions, regardless of whether you agree with them. You have to speak the same language.

COPPOLA: So what’s in the future for you?

PENN: I’m ready to continue this work of actually not being afraid. [sighs] I just feel like it took me a long time to grow up and to stop being inhibited in my work. I would read scripts and go, “Oh, I’m not right. I could never do this. I could never achieve this character. This would be better for somebody else.” I remember calling directors numerous times and saying, “Oh, you should cast so-and-so instead of me. They’re much better for the role.”

COPPOLA: Who were some of the people you suggested? That will tell me who you admire.

PENN: Oh, my god, I don’t know . . . You know, Lili Taylor, who I love. Or Samantha Morton. I can’t remember. But I think I’ve been ready for a few years to just blow open the doors. And I really want to direct something. I think I’ll start with a documentary and get my feet wet. But I don’t have that fear of jumping off the cliff, where before, I always used to just stop and ask for directions, and you would kind of see that reticence in the work. So now, I’m completely rejuvenated when I get out there, and I’m ready to do more, play more.

Nick Cannon imposter Tweets to Mariah Carey

I'll be the first one to admit that I don't really think Mariah Carey is the smartest person in the world. Granted, I have nothing but a mental meltdown to back that up with, but I just really don't think she's one of these celebrities that's secretly a genius. That being said, I don't think that she's dumb enough to believe an imposter of her husband on Twitter. Nick Cannon gives the deets.

I switched my account name over to @NickCannon on Twitter recently and I just found out my old name @NickCannon4Real is now being used by an impostor. The fake is even sending messages to my wife. Hilarious.

Really? I don't understand why people think it's cool to impersonate celebrities online anyway -- does your life suck that much? But you're seriously going to attempt to be Nick Cannon (why him of all people to impersonate?) and actually get think HIS WIFE won't notice you're a fake?! I hope a Mexican pig rapes you in your sleep.

Evan Rachel Wood is NOT on Twitter

Any Twitterers who are following @evan_wood -- you're not following who you think you are. Evan Rachel Wood isn't on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, or any other social networking sites. She left a message for her fans on MTV.com -- but we got our hands on the video, which you can check out below.

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I really hope she keeps the red hair and doesn't go back to jet black. She makes a really sexy redhead.

Rihanna gets her bling back

On the night that Chris Brown beat the living sh*t out of Rihanna like the huge p*ss bag he is, police took all of Rihanna's jewelry (most of which was loaned to her for the Grammy's) as evidence. She's been trying ever since to get the jewelry back, and police have finally agreed to release the $1.4 million worth of bling to her.

I don't think Rihanna's exactly hurtin' for bling, but at least they're doing the right thing and giving her back her stuff. I don't get why they took it though -- SHE'S the one that got beaten. What would they take her jewelry for? To test it for Chris' blood or skin to see if Rihanna defended herself? It's not like he killed her and they needed DNA...?

Brad Pitt trying to prove he hasn't split from Angelina Jolie

It's no question that people in love do stupid things. Let me elaborate -- MEN in love do stupid things. Brad Pitt is in love with Angelina Jolie, and he's trying to prove it not only to us, but to her, too. How? By more or less being her bitch. Brad has been visiting Angie on the set of Salt constantly the last couple of weeks, spending time with her in between takes and getting her whatever she needs. He'll run around to get her snacks, drinks, and anything else she wants.

You know what? I really don't blame Brad. If I had a wife that looked ANYTHING like Angie, I'd totaly submit to being her bitch, too. Actually, I have a few friends that are dating girls out of their league that totally have no problem letting them call the shots. We may do stupid things while we're in love, but we're not that stupid.

Farrah Fawcett is NOT about to die

I feel bad for celebrities that have cancer or other illnesses that people just sit there and put you under a microscope for and just wait for you to die. This is about the 8th false story about Farrah Fawcett taking a turn for the worse and being on her deathbed. Farrah is still doing fine and is recooping from the hospital trip she had for internal bleeding that was unrelated to her anal cancer, and there's no bedside vigil going on for her. The whole issue sparked when her jailed son, Redmond O'Neal, made a special trip to see her. It cost the family $1,300, and usually these trips only occur when someone is about to die. So of course when Redmond went to see her, everyone thought Farrah was done for. But it IS possible for family members to just visit each other too after they've been sick, ya know?

So you heard it here first -- don't believe what you read about Farrah being hours from death. It's not true. Why don't people start showing some respect and let people like Farrah or Patrick Swayze battle their cancer in peace, instead of having to waste their time talking about how they're still alive and don't have one foot in the grave.

Kim Kardashian goes unretouched in Life & Style

I'll give Kim Kardashian all the credit in the world -- she may have gotten her fame from getting railed by Ray J on a homemade porn, but she's never been embarrassed of her body or the bad parts of it. So when the retouched vs unretouched versions of her pic in Complex came out a couple weeks ago, she wanted to set the record straight. She sat down with Life & Style for an interview, but also made sure her photos were completely unretouched.

On Why She Did the 'Unretouched' Shoot: "I love my body the way it is. I'm not perfect. I have cellulite, so what ... I chose to do the shoot because I am so sick of people giving me a hard time for those photos that came out in Complex. I wanted to say, 'This is me, take it or leave it.'"

On Why Her Weight Makes Headlines: "I really don't know. If there's a picture that's not perfect, where I have cellulite, then people say I'm big. I'm built a certain way, and you just can't change the way you're built. People attack my true size, but the reality is that I look bigger on TV. In Hollywood, people are used to stick-skinny women, and that's never going to be me. Growing up, I'd look at skinny models and feel like I looked different. But my parents always told us to be proud of who we are. When I was younger I was uncomfortable, but as I grew up, I grew into it."

Her Measurements: "I'm 35-26-40. My dress size is a 4 or a 2/4. I wear a size 4 skirt and size 27 jeans."

On Her Infamous Behind: "On the red carpet, the paparazzi scream for me to turn around because they just want butt shots. People feel so free to talk about my butt, and it's not comfortable. Girls come up to me and grab my butt, or if I'm doing a TV interview, people ask on camera to squeeze my butt. It's uncomfortable. I'm like, 'Let's move on.'"

Kate's gonna hate Jon times 8...and MORE!!!

I miss the juice boxes called Ssips, now check out these tips!! (VBT)

Ever wonder what Tori Spelling's cooter looks like? Well, here ya go! (amygrindhouse)

Melissa Rivers tells all about Celebrity Apprentice, including acting like a whiny little bitch when she left. (smack)

Woohoo!! Katy Perry and Hayden Panettiere caught in an all-female threesome at Disney!! (bedhead)

Yay for designers using less fabric during the recession!! (ayyyy)

Doug Reinhardt lays some dude out over Paris Hilton. (POTP)

Paula and Simon are in love? (gabby)

Jon from Jon and Kate Plus 8 has a date that's not with Kate!! (bitten)

WWE throwing together new tag teams. (wrestling)

American Idol Top 5 performances

Last night the remaining 5 contestants hit the American Idol stage to tackle Rat Pack Week. Here are all the performances -- who do you think is going to be heading home this week? My Bottom 2 are Matt Giraud and Allison Iraheta (for no other reason than everyone else kicked ass and she didn't really make the song too original.) The best things week was Adam Lambert's suit. Seriously. That sh*t was sick.


Kris Allen - The Way You Look Tonight


Allison Iraheta - Someone to Watch Over Me


Matt Giraud - My Funny Valentine


Danny Gokey - Come Rain or Come Shine


Adam Lambert - Feeling Good

The Biggest Loser recap -- 4/28/09 episode

Big night last night on The Biggest Loser, as the Fab 5 was set to be narrowed down to the Final 4. The contestants were brought into the gym to watch videos of themselves from their very first workout to show how far they've come, then they did workouts that mimicked those first workouts. Then, they took part in a reward challenge that was pretty much a flashback to their very first challenge, which was climbing back and forth over a huge pile of dirt. This time around, though, there were 16 piles they had to climb, each hill representing a week that the contestants were on The Biggest Loser campus. On top of that, they'd have to carry with them all the weight they had lost, then they'd drop weight on each hill that coincided with the weight they dropped for that week until they were left with nothing but a bag to throw off a cliff. Up for grabs was a choice between a one-pound advantage and $10,000 for the first person to finish, with the second place person getting the leftovers.

Tara ended up winning the competition for like the 489th time (she annoys the crap outta me for some reason, and I really have a feeling that she's gonna be one of those snobby bitches when she's fully skinny again), and chose the one-pound advantage at the weigh-in. Mike was given the $10K for finishing in second place. At the weigh-in, Filipe and Ron both fell below the yellow line, which pretty much left the choice of who was going to the Final Four up to Helen and Tara, since Mike wasn't going to vote for his own father. Helen and Tara went with strategy and voted Filipe off since he was the bigger threat. So the Final Four are set as Mike, his father Ron, Helen, and Tara. Next week they trim it down to 3, then the Finale is the following week.

I'm really rooting for Mike, because he seems like a stand-up kid and a good guy, plus he's a young kid with his life ahead of him and the money would totally help out with college. Actually, I really just want anyone but Tara to win.

Chuck Wicks booted from "Dancing with the Stars"

Even though they absolutely killed it in their cha-cha on Monday night (to the point that the judges scored them a total of 51 out of 60 for their dances), the fans decided that Chuck Wicks and his partner (and also girlfriend) Julianne Hough should turn in their dancing shoes. They were booted off of Dancing with the Stars last week after what Chuck calls a rally of Melissa Rycroft's fans.

It shows you how many fans Melissa has. I think the team dance did us in, [but] to all the critics that thought we weren't going to last: We did it. Now I'm going to go out on tour and enjoy doing what I love, and that's country music.

I'm actually really surprised that Ty Murray is still on the show. No offense to him, but I just think he moves kinda awkwardly around the dance floor, not to mention that Chuck and Julianne were LOVED by the judges. But hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles I suppose. (Or maybe I should say that's the way the dance floor rotates?)

Samantha Ronson sneaking over to Lindsay Lohan's place?

Whenever I'd see girls doing the walk of shame around campus back in my college days (half the reason I used to love doing overnight shifts), I'd usually find it hilarious. But when Samantha Ronson does the drive-away-from-Lindsay-Lohan's-house-at-6am of shame over the weekend, it's somehow hot.

Sounds like a classic case of the ex's that can't be in relationships together, but can't stay out of the bedroom. Yay for scissoring!!

Mel Gibson had a secret family!!

I think I'll endlessly love Mel Gibson. Not for his roles in the Lethal Weapon movies, but moreso for the fact that he's quite possibly more bat sh*t crazy than Tom Cruise, and crazy people make me smile (unless I'm dating them.) It turns out that Mel has had a secret second family for the last couple years!! In a move that takes some balls, Mel moved his now-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva and her son Alexander to Malibu so that he could spend more time with them. Here's the kicker -- Oksana and Alexander's home is MINUTES AWAY from Mel's home with his soon-to-be ex-wife Robyn. Having them minutes away made it convenient for him to bounce back and forth between the two families.

I may call Mel a nutjob, but I'll give credit where it's due. The man has a serious set of balls.

Chris Noth coming back for Sex and the City 2

Sarah Jessica Parker confirmed that Chris Noth A.K.A. "Mr. Big" has signed on to reprise his role in the upcoming Sex and the City movie sequel. That's literally all she would confirm though, as she didn't give us any hints, clues, or heads up on any storylines that will be included in the upcoming flick.

Samantha Morton was charged with attempted murder 17 years ago

Actress Samantha Morton may seem all sweet and wholesome now, but if you crossed her path 17 years ago and pissed her off, she'd stab you. Well, almost. Back when Sam was 14, she was arrested and charged with attempted murder for pulling a knife on a girl during a riot who had bullied her for a long time. Sam said she felt like she had reason to, but in the end she only hurt herself.

I was physically abused and I retaliated. The only person I hurt in the end was myself. I was locked in a cell for three days. It was terrible. I just sat there thinking, I don't want this life – I'm not a petty criminal. I'm not a thug. I was so ashamed of myself.

The charges ended up being reduced to making threats to kill. I did that once at a Red Sox game -- told a kid I'd slit his throat because he talked smack about my mama!! (Seriously, I'm not a psychopath.)

Julia Roberts roasts Tom Hanks

I'll be the first to say that I never really found Julia Roberts funny. She's attractive, but she has about 4,000 teeth (then again, so do I) and her lips literally stretch from ear to ear. She also doesn't know how to shave her pits properly. That being said, I never realized that broad was so funny until I came across this video of her at a roast of Tom Hanks. She was legit funny...she made fun of him, she dropped the F-Bomb...it was stellar and hilarious!! Check out the video of Julia roasting Tom below.

Guy Ritchie moves next to Madonna

Madonna may have verbally shat on him during her recent Sweet and Sticky tour, and they may have been fighting about as much as Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan, but Guy Ritchie and Madonna have apparently gotten past the fighting and are getting along now. Actually, sources say they're getting along better than they have in a while, which is a good thing since Guy just bought a house about 200 yards away from Madonna so he can see his kids on a regular basis.

Gotta say, classy move on his part to move that close to his ex to see his kids, and classy move on both their parts to try and get along for the kids. Wow..did I just say something positive about Madge?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are fighting again

Tom Cruise is ripsh*t with Katie Holmes and has been causing some heated fights with her because of one simple thing -- smoking. Katie has taken up puffin' the butts again, which is setting Tom off because it's against his very disciplined lifestyle. He's doing everything possible to pressure her into quitting what he calls a "filthy habit."

Never did I think I'd side with Tom over Katie, but I'm with him. Smoking is so gross to the point that I won't even date a girl who smokes butts. If I wanted to kiss an ashtray, I would.

Sarah Jessica Parker is pregnant with twins

While we're handing out congratulatory wishes, let's send some over to Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker and hubby Matthew Broderick, who are expecting twins in the summer! Don't expect to see Sarah with a baby bump, though -- they're going through a surrogate mother. Details aren't available on the surrogate, but they said the whole reasoning for it was due to countless failed attempts at trying to get pregnant again. The twins will join Sarah and Matt's 6-year-old son James.

Congrats!!

Maggie Gyllenhaal sets wedding date

We gotta send a big congratulations out to Maggie Gyllenhaal and her boyfriend Peter Sarsgaard on finally deciding to get married just 2 1/2 years after their daughter Ramona was born. Maggie and Peter are planning on tying the knot during the second week of May in Italy.

Congrats!

First look at Charlie Sheen's twins

Now presenting: Bob and Max Sheen!! And here's a little something Charlie had to say about his newborn sons.

I'm completely baffled. Not to be graphic, but this is my first time changing a diaper for boys. I've been peed on a little. Bob really impressed me -- he hit the wall from two feet away. I was just glad I didn't take it in the face!

And that, sirs and madams, is exactly why my birthday twin is the sh*t.

Megan Fox rocks a corset...and MORE!!!

Dr. Ruth's sex tips aren't as good as these tips!! (VBT)

Wanna see Brit's box again? No? How about her tampon string? (amygrindhouse)

Kim Kardashian lightens up! (smack)

Megan Fox in a corset is ALWAYS a good thing. (bedhead)

John Mayer NOT dating Scheana Marie? (POTP)

Carmen Electra knocked up?! (gabby)

Matthew Broderick thinks he's Elvis with his mutten chops. (bitten)

Matt Hardy injured at Backlash!! (wrestling)

Another Lindsay Lohan bikini comparison

Gotta thank my partner in crime, Miss Manda (who you can follow on Twitter by the way by clicking right here) for finding another angle of LiLo in a bikini from her Hawaii trip this past weekend. Now, I know I said she looked super thin in the last comparison I posted, but if you look at her body head on and not from the side, it really doesn't look all that different.

I dunno -- what do you guys and gals think?

DWTS injury bug bites Melissa Rycroft

Melissa Rycroft is without a doubt everyone's hopeful to win Dancing with the Stars this season, mainly just because how hard she got f*cked over by that Bachelor dude. She's been totally killing it on the dance floor too since her first week, but she hit a little pothole this week -- she has a hairline fracture in one of her ribs. Melissa and partner Tony Dovolani were judged on a rehearsal dance last night instead of a legit performance, and landed a 21 out of 30 for a score.

The vote-off show is tonight, so if Melissa ends up making it through the vote, she will still be able to compete on next week's show. Doctors already gave her clearance. And honestly, Dancing may not be my favorite show, but hook Melissa up and keep her on because I'm really pulling for this girl.

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas getting back together!!

It's a story that's perfect for a tweenybopper movie -- Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas are getting back together. A couple weeks ago. Miley was a guest on On Air with Ryan Seacrest at KIIS-FM in L.A. and told Ryan that her and Nick talk on the phone all the time and they really love each other and she's glad that he's really one of her best friends. And it may have been just best friends then, but now, it's more. Nick and Miley have been on-set shooting a music video together, and it looks like the flame has rekindled. In fact, recently, Miley was over Nick's place and they were playing a game of tonsil hockey that even the Boston Bruins would be jealous of.

The big problem now is that Miley's stressing over having to tell her underwear model boyfriend, Justin Gaston, that the show's over. She's apparently cried about it and said she doesn't know how to do it, but Nick has been putting his foot down and demanding that she tell Justin because it's the right thing to do. Although, I'm thinking that if he didn't know before and Miley won't tell him -- he knows now. Either way, congrats to Miley and Nick...they're clearly a better fit, and you KNOW Billy Ray is doing backflips with his cowboy hat on right now.

Liam Neeson doing well after death of his wife

It's been over a month since the tragic and sudden death of Liam Neeson's wife, actress Natasha Richardson. Liam was absolutely and understandably crushed after it happened, but friends, including Aidan Quinn, say he's doing "amazingly well" right now.

He's got a great family and a great support system of friends, and they're all doing as well as could be expected under the circumstances. I think these things probably take a long time to sink in. You've got the rest of your life to take that on board... There's no timetable for it, you know. [And Liam] keeps [his sons' lives] very, very normal. They've got school, they've got homework, they've got friends to hang out. They've got a Rangers game to go to, they've got a Knicks game to go to. I think that's very important, and that's what Tasha would've wanted. She wouldn't want them moping around. They've gotten on with their lives, which is just amazing.

We're glad to hear that Liam and his children are doing well. It was such a random and tragic loss that I really felt bad for him, especially since he seems like he'd be such a super nice guy.

Hugh Jackman movie premiere postponed due to swine flu

This swine flu crap is starting to get annoying. Not only is it annoying us, but it's starting to annoy the stars, too. Hugh Jackman was lined up to premiere his new flick, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, in Mexico City, but with the swine flu outbreak going crazy over there and killing over 100 people, they decided to postpone it. The city has pretty much been quarantined and everyone has been told to not leave their homes, so Fox reps decided "there was no point proceeding under the current conditions."

Ya know, go figure -- with all the talk of weapons of mass destruction and chemical warfare, we start getting killed off and quarantined by a bunch of f*cking pigs.

Lindsay Lohan rocks a bikini in Hawaii

Lindsay Lohan went on a nice little getaway to Hawaii this past weekend, so naturally she brought along some bikinis. With all of the controversy about her getting super skinny over the last few months, I decided to not only check out the pic of her in a bikini (merely for scientific purposes, of course), but also compare it to another shot of her in a bikini. Now, she didn't make it easy for me by standing side-profile, but I got the best comparison I can.

Now granted, I know that the pic on the right is a lot more close up, but doesn't she look so much healther in that pic than the one from this past weekend on the left? I feel like you can see her ribs a little more, but also, you can see like...more of an indent by the side of her boob (trust me I don't mean this pervertedly). She's unhealthily skinny, my friends, and we need to start sending her baskets of Twinkies and burgers.

Leighton Meester lands a record deal

Leighton Meester is already a major star for her role on Gossip Girl, but she's not settling for just being a TV star. Leighton wants to be a rockstar, too, and has just signed a record deal with with Universal Republic through Time-Act music. Her debut album is slated to drop in the fall. She said the record is going to have an "electro-pop edge" and is being produced by the same people who have worked with Fergie, Pink, Justin Timberlake, Usher, and Jupiter Rising.

I actually think this record might sound good. We already know she can sing, considering she worked with Tony Bennett on a duet for an episode of Entourage, so let's see what this chick's got!

Details on the Grey's Anatomy wedding

Everyone thinks that Grey's Anatomy is the greatest show on TV and they have original ideas that don't mirror the stuff you can find on ER or any other doctor show -- well guess what? THEY'RE RIPPING OFF BOY MEETS WORLD!! Back in the day when Boy Meets World was on T.G.I.F. on ABC, Cory Matthews and Topanga Lawrence were getting married. When they finally got to the arc in the storyline where the wedding was going to happen, ABC set up a webpage that fans could RSVP to and leave messages for them. Turns out, Grey's Anatomy is doing the same thing!!

Grey's creator Shonda Rhimes has created a webpage on some wedding website for Meredith and McDreamy's wedding, which is set up as a blog by Izzie Stevens. It's a neat idea, but a total ripoff of Boy Meets World, which just goes to show that BMW was the best effing show ever. You can visit Meredith and Derek's wedding page here. The wedding will air on May 14.

Patton Oswalt is a daddy!

Who's yo' daddy? Patton Oswalt's yo' daddy!! Sending a HUGE congratulations out to funnyman Patton Oswalt and his wife Michelle on the birth of their first child, a daughter named Alice Rigney. Alice was born on April 15, but Patton just came out with the news yesterday. He said he's "blissfully exhausted and exhaustedly blissful."

Congrats again!!

"Celebrity Dirt" gets some love from the celebs!!

We've written to celebrities before and gotten absolutely no response. I get that some of them have a ridiculous amount of friends, so it's probably tough to keep track of who writes to who. But at the same time, they seem to have no problem keep track of their convos with each other.

That being said, we wanna give both Fred Durst and Megan Fox a HUGE shoutout and THANK YOU for not being douchey celebs, but instead being the type of celebs that show they actually give a crap about their fans and appreciate the love by returning some! If you have Twitter and wanna follow 2 kick ass people, follow Fred here and follow Megan here. And thanks again, Meg and Fred!

Ex-NBA star Jayson Williams becomes suicidal

Here's a story that goes to show no matter how rich and famous you may be, it's still possible to not be happy and actually be completely miserable and hate life. Former NBA star Jayson Williams was tasered by police last night after the police were called on him for being suicidal. When the cops showed up (more specifically, the Emergency Services Unit), they saw prescription pills all over his hotel suite and tons of suicide notes. After refusing to go to the hospital, Jayson was stunned with a taser.

Hopefully Jayson gets the help he needs and gets better and finds happiness. (Wow, I think that's the deepest thing I've ever written.)

Leave Brooke Hogan a voicemail!!

So, I was checking up on my MySpace page when I saw a bulletin from Brooke Hogan about calling her. Of course I was curious as hell and figured that Brooke was just pulling a Flo-Rida and giving out her actual number, but that's not the deal. Brooke set up a Say-Now account (whatever the hell that is) so her fans can call and leave her a message. I got curiosu and called the number, and it's the standard message: "Bla bla bla, welcome to my account...yadda yadda yadda, my album drops soon...leave me a message."

If you're interested in calling to leave Brooke-tini a message, dial up her account at (305) 600-5223. It just dawned on me to leave her a voicemail plugging the hell out of Celebrity Dirt. Then again, she may not like seeing that I've called her man-like before.

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore are back together...and MORE!!!

These tips feel better than medicated Blistex on my lips! (VBT)

While Salma Hayek got re-married, someone hacked into her e-mail and released a ton of info! (amygrindhouse)

Joel Madden almost denied flight because of tatts! (smack)

Juliette Lewis has smoked from one too many crack pipes. (bedhead)

Diane Kruger and Rachael Taylor channel their inner Aladdin. (ayyyy)

Ed Westwick is already skinny again? WTF? (POTP)

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together! (gabby)

Don't go to Mexico! The swine flu could kill you. (bitten)

WWE wants Kurt Angle back! (wrestling)

Celebrity Apprentice recap

Promos for Celebrity Apprentice all week have said it promised to be an explosive show, and the ending definitely was! This week, the 2 teams were given a project to promote Right Guard's newest deodorant -- Fast Break (isn't that a Reese's candy bar, too?) But not before The Donald sent Jesse James over to the KOTU team from Athena, to even things out at 3-on-3. Jesse, Joan Rivers and Clint Black rocked the KOTU colors while Melissa Rivers, Brandi Roderick, and Annie Duke were on Team Athena. The teams objective was to make a 4-page ad insert and present it to the Right Guard reps.

Jesse, who runs his own magazine already, came up with a real good idea pretty quickly using more visuals and less wordage, but working in some of the key promotional points, too. Clint, who was the Project Manager, wasn't feeling it and went with his own idea, which Jesse thought sucked from beginning to end. Meanwhile, Brandi was the Project Manager for Athena and laid a ton of the work on Annie, who wouldn't shut up about knowing NBA star David Lee, who was going to be used in the ad campaign. Melissa felt like an outcast in the group (and was treated like one, too, if you ask me). After all was said and done, Right Guard liked KOTU's ad insert, which meant someone from Athena was going to be fired.

After a ton of drama and bickering, Donald fired Melissa, which made Joan flip a bitch and actually leave with Melissa. Now, I didn't catch the promo for next week, but I'm not sure whether we're already down to the Final Four, or if Joan actually plans on returning next week. We'll find out!

Katy Perry and Travis McCoy back together

There's been a ton of stuff going on couples-wise from this weekend, including a reunion! Katy Perry and Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes have apparently re-ignited the fire and are giving it another go. Travis pretty much put all of the blame on himself for their December breakup, saying he was really immature and they were moving way too fast, but now it's "easy breezy" and he's really in love.

Anyone else find it ironic that a day after Katy gets back from a trip to Barbados with Rihanna (who clearly can't learn to walk away from a boyfriend that beats the sh*t out of her), Katy gets back together with her ex?

Stephen Dorff, Christina Ricci, and Adam Sandler making porn

Take a look at that threesome, huh? Get used to it, because you'll see something like it sans the clothes soon. Stephen Dorff, Christina Ricci (who's gotten a sh*t ton hotter since she was Wednesday Addams back in the day) and Adam Sandler are going to star in Born to Be a Star, which is a flick about the legendary pornstar Dick Shadow (hahaha). Stephen will play Dick, with Christina playing the girlfriend of a fella who learns that his parents were pornstars, and plans to follow in their footsteps.

$100 says we see Christina Ricci's boobies, and $1,000 to anyone who keeps Adam Sandler's fat ass clothed. (No offense Adam...I got nothin' but 603 love for ya!)

John Mayer has a new girlfriend?

It's looking like John Mayer may have himself a new girlfriend after breaking up with Jennifer Aniston for the 2nd time. He's been spending a lot of time lately with bartender and aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan. They met at the Grand Havana cigar club in Beverly Hills, and friends say they're spending a lot of time together and enjoying getting to know each other. Scheana calls John a "funny and sweet" guy.

Normally, I'd wonder if Jennifer Aniston is pissed or jealous, but it's been well-documented that Jen isn't really a fan of love and relationships since her split with Brad Pitt, so I'm sure she's fine. Nothing some ice cream and pills can't fix.

Gina Carano close to signing with Strikeforce

I've made it no secret that Gina "Conviction" Carano is #1 in my Top 5 list of hottest celebs, so you shouldn't be surprised I'm writing a story about her. Gina (you also know her as Crush on American Gladiators) fought for EliteXC before that company went under, and since then she's been in contract negotiations with Strikeforce, the company that actually bought her EliteXC contract. She hasn't signed on the dotted line yet, though, and wouldn't really tell why.

You know, I will probably be able to talk about it after the fact, but maybe that's just me finding an excuse not to talk about it (laughs). I feel like while things are going on, it's probably smart just to put your head down and work instead of talk about things, so I'll talk about it later.

If the contract does get signed, though (which it probably will), expect her first fight to be in August against Cristiane "Cyborg" Santos. She also said she's not back together with her ex-fiance, which made me a happy panda.

Casey Aldridge injured in car accident

Jamie Lynn Spears' baby-daddy Casey Aldridge was injured in a one-car crash over the weekend. It happened late Saturday night/early Sunday morning at 1:30am (so obviously after a night out) near the Mississippi/Louisiana state line. Casey's injuries weren't life threatening, but he was charged with reckless driving. Those are all the details that were released.

How much you wanna bet he was trashed?

Wild finish to Aaron 499 at Talladega Superspeedway

Crashes in the sport of NASCAR aren't really anything big or new, but when debris flies into the stands and causes people to be airlifted to the hospital, I feel the need to at least write something about it. On the very last lap of the Aaron 499 this weekend, Brad Keselowski was in 2nd place riding the ass of Carl Edwards when he made a move on one of the final turns. He caused Carl's car to spinout, then Carl was hit by the 3rd and/or 4th place cars and went flying into the protection wall, but Carl said he was super nervous he was going to flip right into the grandstands. Two people were airlifted to the hospital, and five others suffered non-serious injuries. Carl wasn't injured, either. Check out video of the crash below!

"Golden Girls" star Bea Arthur dies

Don't even ask what possessed me to post this picture instead of a normal one, especially for a story that involves death, but I just got a feeling it was the right thing to do. Former Golden Girls and Maude star, Bea Arthur, died on Saturday afternoon at her L.A. home surrounded by her family. She was 86. Bea made her name in Broadway for about half of her life, then at the age of 50, after appearing on All in the Family and proving to everyone how hilarious she was, landed a spin-off called Maude. That was a hit but eventually died down, but Bea got picked up for the hit series the Golden Girls. She left the show in 1992, and pretty much laid low since, doing work here and there but nothing huge.

R.I.P. Bea. Thanks for the laughs! And yes, if I had a girlfriend, I'd wish she was hot like Bea.

Heidi and Spencer get married for real

While I was outside shooting hoops with a handful of kids who ranged in age from 3 to 17, sipping on Coronas and getting sunburnt, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were tying the knot for real. They finally became Mr. and Mrs. Douchebag Attention-Whore on Saturday afternoon in Los Angeles. A bunch of their friends/castmates were in attendance, including Lauren Conrad, who told Letterman earlier in the week that she wouldn't be going even though she was invited. Lo Bosworth, Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, and Kristen Cavallari were also there.

Normally, this is where I'd say, "CONGRATS!!" But f*ck that. I can't stand Spencer and Heidi, wouldn't feel bad if they got the swine flu, and I'm calling a divorce within the next 2 years. (Wow, that was hateful.)

Henry Ian Cusick from "Lost" sued for sexual harrassment

Lost's Henry Ian Cusick is being sued by a former ABC employee who says she was fired for reporting sexual harrassment from Henry. The fired employee, Chelsea Stone, said that she was fired 12 days after going to producers/higher-ups and saying that Henry grabbed her butt, fondled her breasts, and kissed her on the lips. She said he also "placed his face on top of my breasts, moving his face from side to side."

Henry! You motorboatin' son of a bitch! In all seriousness though, why is Chelsea just stopping at suing Henry? I'd sue ABC too for wrongful firing! When she reported the incident, they told her to "just avoid him," then helped her avoid him by firing her. Douchebags.

Mel B vacations with her husband

Believe it or not, I'm not posting this pic up here because it happens to be a tanned chick with a smokin hot body in a bikini. I'm posting this pic because it's Melanie Brown, who's had 2 kids and is rocking a f*cking 6-pack right now. Now all she needs to do is fix that pile of pubes on her head, and she'd be spank bank material.

Salma Hayek and Francois Henri-Pinault get married...again

Salma Hayek and Francois Henri-Pinault decided that one wedding on Valentine's Day wasn't enough to solidify their marriage, so they decided to get married again over the weekend in Venice, Italy to seal the deal. They renewed their vows already on Saturday, with a bunch of A-listers in attendance -- Penelope Cruz, Salma's ex Edward Norton (awkward), Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron, Gael Garcia Bernal, David Blaine, and more.

First off...two weddings in two months? Really? And secondly, how awkward is it to invite your ex to your wedding? All I can picture is Edward shaking hands with Francois after the ceremony and going, "I used to throw it in her, ya know. Isn't she good?"

Britney Spears leaves her hair on stage in Oakland

She didn't miss a beat "singing" while her extensions were yanked from her head. Impressive. I'd be squeeling like a pork chop!

Rihanna working on new tracks...and MORE!!!

Lil' Kim said she loves her some tips, but she meant the one's between some hips. (VBT)

Billy Bob Thornton tells Jimmy Kimmel why he was such a bitch in Canada. (amygrindhouse)

Lady Gaga's teacup has a vagina. (smack)

Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears collaborating? The Devil just got an erection. (bedhead)

Kate Moss proves you can get an upskirt shot in a spacesuit. (ayyyy)

Robert Pattinson is throwing it in his co-stars!! (POTP)

Hugh Jackman speaks on apparently being a gay man that's married to a woman. (gabby)

Rihanna is working on new hits. Hopefully one isn't from Chris Brown. Yes, I went there. (bitten)
Taz comments on almost fighting Green Day! (wrestling)