Joan Rivers is getting in the spirit for her Comedy Central Roast (airs Aug 9) a little early by trashing a few celebrities for pretty much random reasons. Check out what she had to say about Jon Gosselin, Brooke Shields, and Jay Leno below.
On Jon Gosselin: "I'm disgusted by him. Here's a guy with eight kids who runs off to 'find himself' -- well, he should have found himself a condom."
On Brooke Shields: "I'd love to roast Brooke Shields. Michael's dearest friend. She hasn't seen him since 1993! ... It's called face time." (Referring to Brooke's eulogy at Michael Jackson's memorial service.)
On Jay Leno: "I think it's brilliant that Leno is at 10 p.m. because America can get bored more easily and go to sleep earlier ... It will be nice for the Midwest because their crops will be greener."
Hahahaha I love this old crazy broad.