I hope I don't get struck with a bolt of lightning for saying this, but Omarosa is going to a total extreme to try and breathe new life into her 15 minutes of fame. Nope...not a reality show, no spread in a bikini...she's looking to God. Yup...sh*t you not -- Omarosa is becoming a minister. She's going to be studying for 2 years at the United Theological Seminary in Dayton, Ohio.
I hope she melts like the Wicked Witch of the West when she blesses herself with Holy Water. (If I wasn't going to Hell before, I definitely am now.)