Kelly Clarkson rocks the cover of Self magazine for the September issue, but it's a little too obvious that she's been touched up. On the right is a pic of her from last Friday. Call me crazy, but unless she invented some extreme weight-loss formula, there's no way she changed from looking like she did last Friday to what she looks like on the cover of Self. Editor-in-Chief Lucy Danziger released a statement so clear up some of the controversy and take some of the heat off.
SELF magazine inspires and informs our 6 million readers each month to reach their all around best. Kelly Clarkson exudes confidence, and is a great role model for women of all sizes and stages of their life. She works out and is strong and healthy, and our picture shows her confidence and beauty. She literally glows from within. That is the feeling we'd all want to have. We love this cover and we love Kelly Clarkson.
Sorry, I'd write something clever but I'm having trouble seeing the screen because of all the smoke that just got blown up Kelly's ass. And...there's a lot of smoke that can be blown up there, if ya smell what I'm cookin'.