Demi Moore has never had plastic surgery. Yeah, right. (amygrindhouse)
Watch DJ AM and Travis Barker rip it up. (smack)
Kelly Brook in lingerie. 'Nuff said. (bedhead)
Audrina Patridge quits The Hills. (POTP)
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo back together? (gabby)
Kara DioGuardi records studio version of her own song. (bitten)
Jeff Hardy headed to TNA?? (wrestling)
Monday, August 31, 2009
Demi Moore says she's 100% real...and MORE!!
Macaulay Culkin father?
In some of the most insane bullsh*t I've ever heard, there's rumors flying around that Macaulay Culkin is the father of Michael Jackson's youngest son, Prince II (aka Blanket). Macaulay is 29 now, which means that he would've had to been 22-years-old when he supposedly donated sperm to MJ to help him become a father.
No comment from Macaulay's camp yet, but I'd definitely wait for one because me thinks it's right around the corner.
Dirty Quotes with Jon Gosselin
"I'm not a playa, I just crush a lot. And I'm crushing a sh*tload right now."
Dr. Drew talks DJ AM
Everyone's been weighing in on the death of DJ AM, but mainly just messages to rest in peace and well-wishes to his family. But Dr. Drew Pinsky is looking at it from another angle -- the angle of an addiction doc. He thinks that pain pills that were prescribed to him were the stepping stone to falling back into his crack addiction.
It very slowly and subtly reawakens addiction. I'm not saying it was inappropriately prescribed, I'm saying he didn't know the risks.
Ya know, between the AM death and the whole Michael Jackson debacle, I wonder if someone is going to look at the way doctors treat their celebrity patients. Maybe AM should've been treated A LOT more carefully.
Daytime Emmy winners list
Check out the winner's from last night's Daytime Emmy awards. Whole list is below for ya!
TALK SHOW (INFORMATIVE) -- 'The Tyra Banks Show'
TALK SHOW (ENTERTAINMENT) -- "Rachael Ray"
TALK SHOW HOST -- Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Whoopi Goldberg, Sherri Shepherd, Barbara Walters at 'The View'
GAME SHOW -- 'Cash Cab'
GAME SHOW HOST -- Meredith Vieira, 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'
MORNING PROGRAM -- 'Good Morning America'
DRAMA SERIES -- 'The Bold and the Beautiful'
ACTOR -- Christian LeBlanc, 'Young and the Restless'
ACTRESS -- Susan Haskell, 'One Life to Live'
SUPPORTING ACTOR (Tie) -- Jeff Branson, 'Guiding Light' // Vincent Irizarry, 'All My Children'
SUPPORTING ACTRESS -- Tamara Braun, 'Days of Our Lives'
YOUNGER ACTOR -- Darin Brooks, 'Days of Our Lives'
YOUNGER ACTRESS -- Julie Berman, 'General Hospital'
DAYTIME DRAMA DIRECTING -- 'One Life to Live'
DAYTIME DRAMA WRITING -- 'General Hospital'
Kelly Preston Women's Conference
Actress Kelly Preston has pulled out of the annual Women's Conference where she was slated to break her silence about the death of her son Jett Travolta. Jett died of a seizure back in January, and the family is still grieving over it. Kelly said she's still "deeply in the process of healing, and it's just too soon."
Travis Barker tweets about DJ AM
DJ AM and Travis Barker were obviously tight as hell since they performed together a lot, but also because they survived that plane crash together one year ago. Travis wrote a bunch of Tweets about AM's death, which you can check out below.
Celebs Tweet about DJ AM's death
Check out this huge list of Tweets from a ton of different celebrities reacting to the shocking news that DJ AM had been found dead.
@parishilton Adam and I were friends since I was 15. He had a heart of gold and was one of the kindest, funniest and most talented men I have ever met.
@petewentz R.I.P. . I'm sorry to loved ones. So unexpected.
@ryanseacrest So sad the hear about adam. a very kind and generous guy
@shannamoakler My deepest condolences for DJ AM, you were a great artist and will be severely missed. My thoughts and Prayers to his family and friends.
@johncmayer I really want to use words right now but I can't get em. Fuck.
@EthanSuplee DJ AM was such a sweet guy, the demons feed on the sweet guys. The demons seem to be winning.
@TheRealJordin (aka Jordin Sparks) R.I.P DJ AM. My prayers go out to his family. Please keep them in your thoughts.
@katyperry rest in peace friend.
@solangeknowles I hope people don't taint his legacy.....because there isn't any concrete proof yet. That guy was a walking miracle.
@AubreyODay RIP DJAM, life can be so short I hope you all spend your days feeling blessed and positive!
@Alyssa_Milano May you rest in peace, Adam. You touched many with your light and will be missed like crazy.
@BonnieFuller DJ AM DEAD & SO SAD! I wonder if the poor thing was suffferg from survivors guilt after that terrible plane crash
@Aplusk (aka Ashton Kutcher) love you brother
@mrskutcher (aka Demi Moore) The shock of DJ AM has me at a loss for words...his joyous spirit was a gift to us all!
@sevinnyne6126 (aka Lindsay Lohan) i can't believe this.. i'm in shock. why? why? r.i.p. adam
@iamdiddy DJ AM Rest In Peace...
@PerezHilton I'm tempted to feel angry at the world/God right now, but I can't. I won't. I choose to believe Adam is free of his demons now and at peace.
@johncmayer In complete shock.
@hollymontag RIP DJ AM
@seankingston R.I.P Dj Am he was a great guy man ;(
DJ AM final Tweet
This is DJ AM's final Tweet, which he posted on Tuesday, just a few days before he was found dead. Kinda eerie, huh?
DJ AM dies
I realize this happened on Friday, but I was at Fenway Park when I found out, plus I didn't have a chance to post anything all weekend, but DJ AM was found dead in New York City in his hotel room on Friday afternoon. No official cause of death has been released, but it looked like he was back on his crack cocaine addiction, which shocked a lot of people. AM was a huge addict back in his 20's, but he'd kicked the habit for over 11 years adn was even filming a series on MTV that helped people kick their addictions. But it's rumored a crack pipe was found in his room and that it's an accidental overdose.
A lot of people started getting worried when they hadn't seen any Tweets from AM for a few days, and they got worried that something was wrong. AM actually sent a few texts out at 1am on Friday morning talking about a gig he had coming up in Vegas, but that's the last anyone heard from him. AM was only 36.
Definitely a shocking and horrible thing to hear, especially since it was literally just over a year since the plane crash that almost killed him before. RIP AM...you were the sh*t.
Heidi Montag on Anderson Cooper
A few days ago I posted a video of Anderson Cooper totally trashing and ripping into Heidi Montag's performance at the Miss Universe pageant last weekend. Normally from some of the stuff he said, people would be offended, but not someone as self-absorbed as Heidi. Check out what she had to say about Anderson.
Oh my God, I love it. I am so incredibly flattered that he's talking about the first performance I've ever done, that he's talking about me, that he knows who I am. Who gets on CNN? Britney, when she shaved her head, gets on CNN. That's all that matters: Heidi, CNN, Anderson Cooper. Done. I'd never performed before, not even in front of even ten people! Praise God. I had so much fun. Look at everyone's first performances - look at Britney's first performance or Lady Gaga's, even. These girls were hardly even dancing. Britney did a couple little moves; it took her two years to start dancing like I did that first night. And I didn't mess up one move, I had so much fun, it was such a blessing. I was praying so hard, and I couldn't have done better. It was miraculous.
This bitch and her husband seriously make me wanna snap...I really hope someone goes all Tonya Harding on her and whacks her with a crowbar. Preferably in the throat so we don't have to hear her open her mouth to sing again.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Britney and Russell team up again...and MORE!!
Brody Jenner Joe Francis fight!
Brody Jenner and Girls Gone Wild perv (and by perv I mean I'm jealous he gets to see so many boobies) Joe Francis got into a HUGE knockdown dragout at the Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood late last night after Joe had a little Chris Brown-type run-in with Brody's girlfriend, softcore porn star Jayde Nicole. Joe was hitting on one of Jayde's friends who totally wasn't feeling the guy, and when Jayde went to try and get him to leave her friend alone, Joe threw a drink on Jayde, pulled her hair, punched her to the ground, then started kicking her while she was down.
Security showed up and kicked both Brody and Joe out of the club, and brought Joe out first. Brody flew outside and caught up with Joe and slugged him right in the face and was about to keep going when he was tazered by one of the officers. By the time he got up, Joe was long gone. No arrests were made and no charges were pressed.
Dude, how the f*ck do you taze Brody when Joe is the f*cking douchebag beating the sh*t out of a woman?! Man, people are messed up. I hope while he's filming Girls Gone Wild in the Jungle, some crazy ass tiger bites Joe's balls right off. P*ssy.
Eddie Cibrian talks divorce and LeAnn Rimes
Unlike his super attention whore soon-to-be ex-wife Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian has seemed distant and private because, well, that's exactly how he wants things to be right now -- on the down-low.
From the outset I have made a conscious decision to try and keep this matter private and not discuss it in the press. While my wife and I are dissolving our marriage, we will work together to parent our two children. I love my boys very much. I want only the best for them and am committed to being a devoted father. I will continue to be respectful and sensitive to this issue by not doing interviews about this ongoing private matter. I wish everyone would do the same.
BAM!! Fella just laid the verbal smackdown on that bitch!
Jon Gosselin injured
Jon Gosselin was injured at his Pennsylvania home and needed stitches after he slammed his head into an open cabinet while he was in the dark.
Guarantee you that bitch Kate Gosselin snuck in the house, had on night-sight goggles, and opened that sh*t right on his head. She's that nuts, ya know.
Megan Fox likes kissing girls
In her new flick Jennifer's Body, Megan Fox has a kissing scene. Even better -- it's with Amanda Seyfried. Now I know some broads are uber uncomfortable with kissing other girls, but Megan said she loves it.
I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss.
Amanda sees it a little differently though, and thought Meg was really nervous about the makeout session.
I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don't think that -- I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing -- like, giggling fits that happened in between takes.
Well DUH she was giggling a lot you idiot -- her mommy spot was probably getting all tingly!
Jeremy Piven wins lawsuit
Jeremy Piven is sittin pretty right now after winning the lawsuit filed against him by the producers of the Broadway play Speed-The-Plow. Jeremy was sued after he had to up and leave his role because he got nailed with mercury poisoning. Jeremy said he's happy with the decision and feels vindicated, but the producers said they don't agree with the final decision, although they respect it.
George Clooney breaks hand
Whatever rumors you hear about George Clooney, a motorcycle crash, and Switzerland, don't believe it. We got the real scoop for you on what happened to GC. George ended up breaking his hand in Italy after he shut his car door on it.
He's doing fine though, obviously just in a little pain though, because...well...it f*cking hurts when you break your hand.
Seinfeld reunion
Since his sitcom went off the air about 11 years ago, Jerry Seinfeld has refused to have a reunion with the rest of the cast, but it looks like that's about to change. Jerry is reuniting with Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, and creator Larry David on Larry's hit HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm. The gang all sat down with Entertainment Weekly to talk about reuniting and how it's all going down.
Larry on the Plot: "Larry attempts to get [his estranged wife] Cheryl back, and the Seinfeld reunion figures prominently in that."
Jerry on Why He Agreed: "The idea of working with Larry was just too overwhelmingly appealing to me, and [Curb] is such a great show ... There was a little part of me that said, 'Do we really want to tamper?' ... But to hell with it. How much damage can you really do?"
Jason on Digging Up George: "Just before we shot that scene, I said to Jerry and Julia, 'I don't know if I can be George. I haven't tried him on in a while,' ... And it was freaky how it just came right back out."
Michael on Bringing Kramer Back: "I'd always kept Kramer's shoes ... Once I got those shoes on, and I'm standing behind the door of Jerry's apartment, I was ready."
Jerry Throws Down Another Reunion: "As far as I'm concerned, we did do it, and in a better way than I ever imagined ... This exceeded my expectations, so there's no chance I would revisit it now."
Julia Sums It All Up: "It's the anti-reunion reunion, and I'd like to copyright that."
Mischa Barton talks hospitalization
Mischa Barton is finally breaking her silence about being put under a psychiatric hold at Cedars-Sinai hospital last month. And in typical Hollywood fashion, she's not taking responsibility for it. Nope...she's blaming her schedule and getting her wisdom teeth removed for making her down in the dumps.
I was down in the dumps about everything there for a while. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom about things and have to get the most stressed out just to feel better again. I got completely stressed out and couldn't handle everything, and now I feel really in control. I went through a tough spot where everything compounded on me, and it was like a perfect storm, like everything was happening to me at once.
I seriously love that pic of her above. She looks like 25 miles of bad road...so awesome.
Coley Laffoon calls Anne Heche mean
I threw up a post yesterday about Anne Heche trashing her ex-husband Coley Laffoon on Letterman a couple nights ago, calling him lazy and pretty much saying the only thing he has to live for are Anne's checks he gets in the mail. Turns out Coley's decided to man-up and stand up for himself...by calling her mean.
After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television. I wish Anne could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean.
Anne isn't mean -- she's mentally challenged for marrying a total p*ssy.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Evan Rachel Wood talks True Blood
In a recent interview with E! News, Evan Rachel Wood spilled some of the deets about her debut on True Blood and gave a little inside on what we can expect from her character.
Is she a lesbian vampire?: "She's not necessarily a lesbian. Her human partner is a girl, but I'm pretty sure she goes both ways [laughs]. I think vampires are like that in general."
What can True Blood fans expect during the episode? "I certainly have a steamy scene with someone that I don't think you'd really expect. So it will be a little fun."
Will there be any love making or sex scenes? "I can't say just yet. But they are bringing me back next season, so it's always a possibility. It's kind of inevitable."
How did you end up on the show? "I watched the first season and loved the show, so I got in touch with [series creator] Alan Ball and said, 'Keep an eye out for anything that might pop up.' I thought it was a long shot, but later on I got a call saying they needed a queen."
Anderson Cooper trashes Heidi Montag
Anderson Cooper is the f*cking man. Yesterday during his show, he absolutely trashed Heidi Montag for her super sh*tty performance at the Miss Universe pageant. Check out Anderson layin some smack down below.
Madonna booed
During a performance in Bucharest last night, Madonna got the sh*t booed out of her by a group of Gypsy-haters for speaking out about how everyone should be equal. Check it out below.
P.S. Everyone should boo Madonna. She's annoying.
P.S. Everyone should boo Madonna. She's annoying.
Megan Fox Catwoman
In a super sad update to the post I threw up yesterday about Megan Fox possibly being the next beauty to dawn the Catwoman suit, Megan herself shot down the rumors saying that she wasn't going to be the next lady to be wrapped up in leather from head to toe.
That...totally...kills my mood.
Lindsay Lohan robbery video
Lindsay Lohan's house was robbed a few days ago, and she's been hitting up celebrity blogs all over the place ever since. Yesterday, we posted a Tweet from her that made it sound like she knew who broke into her place. Well today, we just got our hands on surveillance footage of the burglary. Check it out below.
Kelly Osbourne Vicodin addiction
In her new book Fierce (not to be confused with Beyonce's split personality...silly bitch), Kelly Osbourne is spilling her guts about her addiction to Vicodin and how it helped her cope with the fame she had from The Osbournes.
By this point I was waking up and emptying six Vicodin into my hand. Soon I was taking 50 pills a day. Most people would overdose on 10. My friends called me 'Noddy' because I fell asleep all the time. My parents suspected. Mum would say, 'Darling, are you taking something? Please tell your mummy.' But I was good at lying.
She said that after her final stint in rehab, for the first time ever she felt hopeful and like she had been given another chance. I just hope she's as cool on Dancing with the Stars and whatever else she works on after that as she was on The Osbournes.
Anne Heche on David Letterman
Anne Heche was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and had some not so sa-weet things to say about her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon. Check out the video below -- it's hilarious.
Parker Posey Lyme Disease
Parker Posey was slated to play the lead role in an upcoming off-Broadway production of This, but had to pull out of the show recently after finding out she's suffering from Lyme disease. Peeps usually get the disease if they're bit by a tick that has a certain kind of bacteria, but it's totally treatable. Then again, if you ignore it, you can get seriously f*cked in the brain, heart, nerves, and joints.
Get better soon, Parker!
Linda Hogan wants Hulk in jail
Although we had a post up a couple weeks ago about the Hogans apparently burying the hatchet, there's some drama being stirred up again. Linda is pissed that the Hulkster hasn't handed over his motorcycle yet, which she apparently is supposed to own because of the divorce settlement. She said if she doesn't get it, she's gonna try putting him in jail.
Really? Over a f*cking motorcycle that you won't ride because you're too much of a high-maintenance annoying bitch just trying to get attention and ruin everyone's lives? I hope Brooke beats the piss out of you.
Trina Dolenz talks Tool Academy 2
Remember that hilariously awesome show Tool Academy that aired on VH1 a few months back? Well it's coming back for a second season, and our friends at PopEater sat down with the professional doctor that appears on the show for counseling sessions, Trina Dolenz, to talk a bit about the new season and also touches on Chris Brown and Rihanna.
What's the biggest issue the couples are facing in Season 2? More cheating?
I see it as cheating isn't an issue, it's a symptom. In some ways, yes that symptom is always there. Yes, loads of these guys are cheating, but the underlying issues are feelings of inadequacy, intimacy. The biggest thing is that most people can't do intimacy and that means to a therapist, closeness...one on one. Cheating is when you split it and you dilute it. It could be with your children, it could be with your mother-in-law, it's often cheating because you can't do the intensity of one-on-one or everything that's bad is highlighted, so you split it up, dilute it and you go off with somebody else 'cause they think you're quite good for the moment. Cheating is a sort of diversion. Yes, that's all in place, but a lot of these in the second series have a lot of other areas that are just as juicy. The other symptoms are just as vibrant.
Any celebrity couple you'd love to have a session with?
Chris and Rihanna, I'd love to counsel obviously. I'd love to understand the relationship of a few top ones, I'm always fascinated by Brad and Angelina Jolie, I'm always fascinated by those two. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. As a therapist, I'd love to understand their fit and how they react because all we see as a viewer are the symptoms. As a therapist, you don't counsel the symptoms, you counsel the root cores. I can't see the root cores cause I don't have enough of the tools. I'd love to be counseling them and see how it all fits together.
Jackson family reality show
It looks like we're going to get a look into the life of the Jackson family post-Michael with a brand new reality show (that will probably have a ridiculous amount of ratings with everyone so interested in the fam now). A&E will air a new reality series called The Jackson Family Dynasty coming up soon. No details of an exact air date and number of episodes have been released, but we know that it'll star Jackie, Jermaine, Marlon, and Tito.
Seriously, this show is gonna get ridiculously huge ratings -- at least for the first episode. After that, it's up to the Jacksons and the editing team on how well it does.
Madonna "Celebration" video
Check out a sneak peek of Madonna's video for her new hit Celebration below. The full version will be out on iTunes in a few days on September 1st.
Eddie Cibrian Brandi Glanville divorce
In a move we totally all saw coming, Eddie Cibrian has filed for divorce from his wife of 8 years Brandi Glanville. She seemed like she was expecting it too, considering all she had to say was that Eddie and LeAnn Rimes are "going on vacation this weekend to Mexico...I'm looking forward to seeing those pictures."
I'll put money down that they're going to make a sex tape down there. Seriously, $100....who's in?
Dancing with the Stars practice
The celebs that are participating in Season 9 of Dancing with the Stars met their partners this week and immediately starting practicing their dance routines for the season premiere. Above are some highlights, but you can get more pics (courtesy of our friends at PopEater) right here.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Lindsay Lohan tweets about robbery
Sounds like Lindsay thinks it was someone she knows... Apparently on top of the clothing and electronics that she talked about, there were a bunch of other personal items taken, including some possible incriminating photos and other things that could cause LiLo some humiliation.
Well it's not like we haven't seen her boobs and cooter before, so who the hell cares?
Taylor Swift goes old school...and MORE!!!
Taylor Swift goes retro. (amygrindhouse)
Michael Jackson's alive?! WTF?! (smack)
ScarJo gets pretty in pink. (bedhead)
Anna Paquin's boobies and such. (POTP)
Shia LeBeouf's got a new biatch! (gabby)
Play-by-play of Chris Brown's attack on Rihanna. (bitten)
More hints on Jeff Hardy's WWE status? (wrestling)
Kevin Jonas wedding date
During a recent interview, Nick Jonas said that there hasn't been an exact wedding date sent yet for his brother Kevin's wedding to fiance Danielle Deleasa, but they're thinking sometime in the winter.
They have not set a date yet, but I think that it'll be sometime around the end of the year, beginning of the year -- something like that.
He also said that Kevin hasn't picked which JoBro will be his best man. I SMELL THE START OF A BREAK-UP!!!
Ted Kennedy dies
Senator Ted Kennedy, who held a seat in the U.S. Senate for longer than anybody except for one person, died late last night at the age of 77. He's been battling brain cancer for just over a year, and was expected to have lunch with President Obama soon since he's vacationing on Martha's Vineyard, but obviously that won't be happening. Ted was involved in the Senate for 47 years, and was considered one of the best Senate representatives in the last few decades. His family said he was the patriarch and center of the family, and as sad as it is that he's gone, his optimism and beliefs will carry on.
No jokes here, folks. Ted was the man, and you can't help but feel sorry for the Kennedy family, which has been full of tragic and young deaths throughout their whole legacy. At least Ted made it to 77, but it's still tragic to see him die of brain cancer, especially just a week after is sister Eunice died. RIP Ted -- our thoughts go out to your family and friends.
Phylicia Rashad weight loss
Check out the before and after pics of The Cosby Show actress Phylicia Rashad, who just dropped 35 pounds in 8 months on Jenny Craig. Phylicia signed on to be the new spokesperson for Jenny back in January, and is already flaunting her new body. Phylicia followed a strict 1,200 calorie diet and followed a workout regimen that required 30-45 mins of activity at least 4 times a week.
Congrats Phylicia, you look hot again!
Dirty Thoughts with Kelly Osbourne
"Why in the bloody f*ck did I sign up for this stupid f*cking dancing show? It's kicking my bloody f*cking ass. Oh wait, I remember, so I can get a sick body and start getting bloody f*cked again."
Kate Gosselin guest-hosting The View
Just when you thought you couldn't possibly get enough of mega attention whore Kate Gosselin, you're about to get more. Kate has just signed on to guest-host on The View for 2 episodes in mid-September while Elisabeth Hasselbeck is on vacation. The guests haven't been revealed yet, but her episode dates are Sept 14 and 15.
Sometimes I wish I was a girl so I could walk right up to Kate, ask for her autograph, and when she hands it over to me, punch her square in her annoying ass face.
Beyonce Woman of the Year
Beyonce has just been named Billboard's Woman of the Year because of the success of her latest album, I Am...Sasha Fierce. Billboard's Editorial Director Bill Werde talked more about why the went with Beyonce this year.
Beyonce is a multi-platinum artist and a multi-talented woman who clearly embodies the qualities of excellence and achievement that the Billboard Woman Of The Year Award was created to honor.
She's been such a diva lately that I can't really see this doing any good...her ego's gonna get inflated even more than it already is. I'm talkin like, Kanye status.
Megan Fox Catwoman
It's looking like the next Batman flick is gonna get a little Fox-y (see the totally lame thing I did right there?), because we're getting word that Megan Fox has signed on to be the next starlet to play Catwoman. The new Batman installment is due out on 2011.
I'm just saying...Megan Fox + Leather = Heaven. 'Nuff said.
Patrick Stump arrested
Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump was arrested last night on a traffic warrant in Los Angeles. He's still in jail right now at the West Hollywood Sheriff's station and is being held on $15,000 bail. We don't have any more details but we'll definitely let you know when we find out.
UPDATE: Patrick was arrested just before midnight last night for driving without a license and has been released on bail.
Chris Brown Rihanna violence
The night before the Grammys wasn't the first time that Chris Brown was violent toward Rihanna. People magazine released info on two other times when Chris was either violent TO her or TOWARD her. The first time was while they were in Europe on vacation. Chris did something that made Rihanna slap him, and like the big tough guy he is, Chris responded by shoving her into a wall. The second time was a few weeks later while they were in Barbados. They got into an argument while they were driving in their car, so Chris parked it and smashed out both the driver and passenger side windows. No one was hurt that time though.
This dude is a f*cking lunatic assh*le who tries to intimidate whatever girl he's dating. Real classy, you d*ckbag. Hope someone puts your head through a side window of your car and teaches you a lesson...maybe then you'll wake the f*ck up, tough guy.
Kate Gosselin on Larry King Live
Well here's a shocker -- Kate Gosselin was on Larry King Live last night AGAIN talking about her divorce, the show, and the kids. Because really, for some reason this broad thinks we can't go a week without hearing from her. Check out the recaps below...it's in 3 parts.
GO THE F*CK AWAY...NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!
GO THE F*CK AWAY...NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!
Chris Brown sentenced
A sentence has finally been handed down in the Chris Brown beating the living sh*t out of Rihanna case, and basically his d*ckhead ass can't see RiRi for 5 years. The deal is this -- Chris has been 5 years of probation and has to perform 6 months of community service. During his probation period, he can't come within 100 yards of Rihanna, except at awards shows, where he's not allowed to come within 10 yards of her.
I really hope this dude messes up and gets sent to jail and gets the absolute sh*t beat out of him by in the cell. Because I've heard that weirdly enough, even though they're in jail, peeps don't tolerate kiddie-touching and woman-beating, and they rough dudes up for it. So I hope he gets what's coming to him.
Sunda Croonquist sued
Okay so this broad isn't a huge celebrity, but it's a pretty funny story. Everyone always talks smack about their in-laws, right? Well, Sunda Croonquist is a comedian who uses her mother-in-law Ruth Zafrin as a punchline in a ton of her jokes. Turns out Ruth isn't a huge fan of it, because she's actually suing Sunda and accusing her of spreading defamatory and racist lies about her in the jokes. Check out some video of Sunda trashing Ruth below.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Jasmine Fiore's mom interviewed...and MORE!!
Jasmine Fiore's mother interviewed on The Today Show. (amygrindhouse)
Robin Williams = Susan Boyle? (smack)
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel out and about. (POTP)
Ugly Betty gives Paula Abdul the heave-ho. (gabby)
Graphic texting while driving PSA. (bitten)
Paul Heyman slams Summerslam main event post-match shenanigans. (wrestling)
Jon Gosselin new job
For the record, I called this from MILES away. Legit I called this when Jon and Kate were first splitting up -- Jon hates doing reality TV and would love to just be able to have a normal 9-to-5 job, but he's stuck filming and doing promotional jobs. It pasy off though -- he rakes in about $75,000 an episode, but it's definitely not making him happy.
I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I'm living. This is 24/7. I don't even want to do taping for the show anymore, [but] I have two houses and eight children to take care of and I need to work.
I feel so bad for the dude...he marries a total attention whore who's nothing but a bitch to him, now they have 8 kids together and he obviously needs a ridiculous amount of money to care for them all, and in the process he can't even lead a private life now. All because Kate forced him to stay with the show back in the day, and now he has no choice. What a megabitch.
Jessica Biel virus
Heads up to all you pervs that need a lil help because your spank bank ain't cuttin it -- be careful if you're gonna search for Jessica Biel. She just landed on the top of McAfee's annual list of celebs whose search results are usually cuddling with some sa-weet spyware and viruses. The peeps at McAfee said that there's a 20% chance of getting a virus when searching for Jessica. Rounding out the top 5 is Beyonce, Tom Brady, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson.
Sweet -- neither of them are in my list of Top 5 celebs I wanna swap spit with. Now if I could just stop getting viruses from downloading so much midget porn...
Paula Abdul hosting VH1's Divas
Paula Abdul has inked her first post-Idol deal, and it's hosting VH1's Divas special that will air on September 17. Slated to perform on the show already is Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, and more.
I seriously hope this broad is sh*tfaced when she hosts -- too bad it's not going to be live.
More proof of Bachelorette winner cheating
Pretty much since the last season of The Bachelorette ended, there's been crazy rumors flying around about winner Ed Swiderski cheating on the actual Bachelorette of the show, Jillian Harris. There's been reports that say both Ed and Jill deny cheating, and other reports saying that Ed and Jill are just together for the endorsement deals to make some cash. There's more proof that just came out though that Ed cheated on Jillian during and after the show was over. An email exchange between Ed and Lindsey Johnson, and also Ed and Bethany Steffen, by a blogger for RealitySteve.com. Check out the emails below -- read from the bottom up.
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From: Ed Swiderski
Sent: Thursday, March 05, 2009 12:01 PM
To: Bethany Steffen
Subject: RE:
Babe: this is great email. And I appreciate it.
You worry too much! Let’s talk about it in person ok?
You know I never took this thing seriously. In addition, I’ve let the Director know that I would be doing the show for the wrong reasons as I am not, in any way, attracted to the chick.
It’s still about a 25% chance of me going, though it’s seriously the last thing I’m thinking about right now…
From: Bethany Steffen
Sent: Thursday, March 05, 2009 11:31 AM
To: Ed Swiderski
Subject:
Ok..I’m no good at talking about my feelings, so here goes nothing…
Here’s how I see it:
a) This is obviously an amazing opportunity that will undoubtedly be once in a lifetime. What a great story you’ll have for the rest of your life and who knows what doors it may lead to.
b) But with every decision in life there are multiple ways it could go. A few I’ve thought of as my mind has been racing over the last couple days include: First way: you go on show, hang out for a few weeks, get your face on TV, enjoy a little limelight. Maybe you get noticed out and about in Chicago afterwards, get an article in the paper, but undoubtedly forgotten about by the end of summer. Second way: you go on show, get wrapped up in the excitement, “fall” for the girl, hit it off with her, lose at the final rose ceremony, and BAM…you’re the next bachelor. That would just be my luck.
c) I would obviously think that the first way is the most likely way it will go. My buddy Wagner in AZ had a friend Jenni, who was on the last Bachelor, and she was actually was in the final 2. That is pretty much the way it went for her afterwards. She had fun with it, got invited to bars and things like that but she wasn’t the same person. If you go on that show you will get attention. Men like attention and I’m sure girls will be all over you. Your ego may grow and it all comes down to how you will handle the attention. And of course what happens with us afterwards depends on how I handle that attention…
By the way you worded your text the other night it sounds as if you mean, “hey, I’m willing to not go on this stupid show b/c I like you a lot” (Side note: why wouldn’t you? I’m great.) I guess all I can do is be honest about my feelings towards you and obviously, I like you; a lot. I respect you, admire your worth ethic and your success and passion really turn me on. I love hanging out with you, we really get along and I know it’s early, but I think we could really be a power couple someday; taking over the Chicago technology scene J
Ed, this is a great opportunity, potentially life altering, and I’m not going to be the one to make the decision for you. I can’t really say that I’m going to support you either way you decide because I’ve watched the show and you could end up doing some things or saying some things on national TV that would not be kosher for someone who has someone back home that is waiting. If you go, in my mind, it says to me…”I’m doing this for me, I’m not going to worry how it effects you, I’ll worry about that later”. So, Ed, do what you think is best for you, but understand I will do what’s best for me at the same time. If you go, I’m very skeptical and doubtful that things will ever be the same with us.
In conclusion, you know if it were me and I was unattached, I’d go in a heartbeat; but right now, a little piece of my heart is attached to you.
That’s how I feel,
Bethany
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**HERE IS WHERE THE EMAILS SWITCH FROM LINDSAY TO BETHANY**
——Original Message——
From: Ed Swiderski
To: ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com
Subject: RE: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
Sent: Apr 12, 2009 8:38 PM
Message
And honestly I have not had fun since I’ve been here…it really has nothing to do with her anyway. In fact we only have seen her a few times.
I think about you all the time and can’t wait to see you.
——Original Message——
From: Ed Swiderski
To: ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com
Subject: RE: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
Sent: Apr 12, 2009 8:35 PM
Message
You’re right and I miss you dearly. I love you.
I’m letting them know tonight. Hopefully they’ll get me home tomorrow.
From: ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com [mailto:ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com]
Sent: Saturday, April 11, 2009 11:21 PM
To: Ed Swiderski
Subject: Re: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
Why isn’t it that easy? If you don’t come home tomorrow are u bound there the entire 6 weeks? I can’t do this, ed. I’m sick to my stomach constantly. If you’re going to be there longer u HAVE to tell me asap. It’s not fair. You promised 2 weeks. Promised. She doesn’t deserve to have ur attention any longer. This isn’t right. You being there isn’t right. How r u pretending? Are u pretending? Come back to me. Please. Screw f’ing abc. If you want to come home to me it shouldn’t be that hard. Should it?
I’m just having a really tough time with this. I miss you.
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
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From: Ed Swiderski
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:43:37 -0700
To: ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com
Subject: RE: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
Trying, though it’s not that easy. This is a complete mind f*ck!!!
From: ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com [mailto:ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com]
Sent: Saturday, April 11, 2009 4:36 PM
To: Ed Swiderski
Subject: Re: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
U have to!! Plz.
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
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From: Ed Swiderski
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:35:37 -0700
To: ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com
Subject: RE: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
Trying to leave tomorrow…hopefully I can pull it off.
From: ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com [mailto:ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com]
Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 6:38 PM
To: Ed Swiderski
Subject: Re: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
Are u done?? Will it be this weekend? I’m dying:(
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
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From: Ed Swiderski
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:36:57 -0700
To: ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com
Subject: RE: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
I don’t know…I’ll call you as soon as I get my phone back.
From: ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com [mailto:ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com]
Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 6:30 PM
To: Ed Swiderski
Subject: Re: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
Ah, yes!!! When u coming home???????
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
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From: Ed Swiderski
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:28:11 -0700
To: Lindsey Johnson
Subject: RE: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
Yes.
I’m going to molest you when I get home. Can you pick me up?
From: Lindsey Johnson [mailto:ljohnson@xxxxxxx.com]
Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 11:42 AM
To: Ed Swiderski
Subject: Muddy Buddy Race - August 2, 2009
Would you want to do this??? Let’s!!!!!!
http://www.muddybuddy.com/events.php?id=7
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Love Money 3 cancelled
I know that we already reported that the rest of Megan Wants a Millionaire has been taken off the air by VH1 because of the whole Ryan Jenkins "Grrr I'm angry and gonna kill my wife" deal, but for those of you who are a fan of the I Love Money shows, you're not even gonna get to see one episode of I Love Money 3. Turns out Ryan was also on that show, and because of the whole killing Jasmine Fiore then killing himself issue, they've decided to just cancel the show before it even gets going.
Part of me actually feels bad for the guy because he obviously had some demons. Part of me doesn't because he was obviously just a douchebag and knew what he was doing. If you kill someone in a fit of rage, it's one thing -- but there's gotta be at least some pre-meditated stuff going on if you knock out all of someone's teeth and cut off all their fingers.
Michael Jackson homicide
Well it's official -- the L.A. County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson's death a homicide and also said that the official cause of death is lethal doses of Propofol. Basically what this means is that MJ's personal doctor, Conrad Murray, is SUPER f*cked. Doc Conrad already admitted to giving MJ about 50 milligrams of Propofol a night to help him sleep, and since it was Propofol mixed with other drugs that did the King of Pop in, it's only a matter of time before investigators officially slap the manslaughter charge on him.
Congrats, Dr. Murray. You killed a f*cking legend and robbed us all of one last kickass go-around from one of the greats.
Melanie Griffith rehab
Melanie Griffith has checked into a rehab facility in Utah for undisclosed reasons, but we all know she's battling the same bad habit that sent her to rehab twice before -- she's a boozebag. And it sounds like it's taking a huge toll on her marriage to Antonio Banderas, because he's the one that actually made her check in this time around.
Hey, you know what they say...third time's a charm! And I'll totally drink to that!
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