Fresh off of showing off her boobs 'n bits for a Playboy shoot (which should be in the September issue, for all you pervs who need some new spank bank material), Heidi Pratt has been offered $25,000 to strip at the NYC night club SCORES. Check out the letter that SCORES sent Heidi.
Dear Mrs. Heidi Pratt,
As the nation watched you and your husband brave the jungle on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here and continue to brave the ups and downs of 'The Hills' and Lauren Conrad, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity that will allow you to be center stage—and have a lot of fun while doing so," the letter reads.
After tooting their own strip club horn, the club adds, "As we took note that you will be posing in Playboy soon, we thought you may be interested in dabbling in yet another adventure that will most definitely expose your softer side.
As we recently re-opened after a short hiatus, SCORES would be honored to have you dance at our club on the main stage each night for five days, upon which, we will offer you a fee of $25,000.
They've also promised Spencer a front-row seat to watch Heidi bare all if she agrees to do it. And you know she will, because she cares about 2 things: money and attention. And as much as she annoys the piss out of me, there's no denying she'd tear the roof off the joint with her killer body...as long as she doesn't open her mouth.