Thursday, July 2, 2009

Kevin Jonas engaged!


Kleenex better start busting out some tissues in mass quantities, because little tweenie boppers all over the world are gonna be balling their eyes out after I say this -- Kevin Jonas is engaged. Yup yup, the eldest of the JoBros dropped to one knee yesterday morning at his girifriend Danielle Deleasa's home in New Jersey.

It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world. She said yes, yes, yes, like, 500 times super fast in a row.

I REALLY don't get what the hell the rush is. He's 21 years old and he's at the height of his career...he officially just castrated himself from having the time of his life that he'll only get to live once. And I'm not saying bang every girl out there that throws herself at you (mainly because none of them are old enough to grow pubes), but even doing other stuff. Now you gotta lug a chick around with you everywhere (no offense, ladies...I'd tell you the same thing if you were 21 and got engaged to a guy, too.)

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