Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Gordon Ramsay fears eating out

Chef Gordon Ramsay is best known for bitching Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares contestants out for either being a sh*tty chef or running a sh*tty restaurant, and that's exactly the reason he fears going out to eat anywhere.

First of all, nothing happens for 45 minutes so you sit there going, ‘Here we go. What’s going on?’ Then you sort of woder if it’s a chef seeking revenge. ‘Is my starter going through the dishwasher three or four times or are they stamping on it for revenge? Maybe they’re putting all bits-and-bobs in the dressing.’ You never know.

Yeah...I'd put money on the "creamy" in his Creamy Italian dressing being...ahem..."homemade."

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