Thursday, July 9, 2009

Michael Jackson body update

If you woke up to the same horrible news reports this morning that I did, then you heard reporters saying that they legit had no idea where the f*ck Michael Jackson's body is. Because obviously dead celebrities rise from the f*cking dead and moonwalk away somewhere, right? If you're wondering where MJ's body is, it's back at Forest Lawn Cemetery right now while the family decides whether or not to bury him there, bury him at Neverland Ranch, bury him somewhere else, cremate him, or whatever else you can possibly do with a body.

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