There's a video of Megan Fox floating around out there somewhere of her washing a car. Doesn't sound like too big of a deal, except for the fact that the video was made as her audition for the Transformers movie, and it was made by director Michael Bay. Here's a simple math problem for you: really hot girl looking for a movie role + director who controls her future = HOTNESS on the tape. You KNOW Meg at least covers herself in suds and sh*t in the video, but the question is...exactly how far does that video go? Possible sex tape with the director? Wouldn't be the first time I've heard of a chick hooking up with a man in power (or vice-versa, no worries ladies) to get ahead. The catch...both Meg and Michael are saying they have no idea what happened to the video.
Yeah. Bullsh*t. That thing is in Michael's personal porn collection, right next to all the other hot chicks he made do freaky sh*t for a role in his movie. Smart man. Totally perverted, but smart.