Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen Sex Tape?

It was only a matter of time.

Phillipe is a popular upscale Chinese restaurant in the city. It's also a sex lair for the rich and famous. And where the celeb sex is happenin, security cameras (and seedy staff members) are watching.

“They’ve watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people. Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what’s going on.” A rep for Philippe confirmed there are cameras in the private rooms, especially where expensive wine is stored, “for security purposes.”

Make a mental note: Don't order wine if ever at a Chinese joint called Phillipe. But Gisele and Sienna Miller suggest the egg rolls.

The higher-ups at the restaurant assure us that all tapes are destroyed. But I'd keep an open eye on the internet for Tom Brady's romp. I'm sure it would pay a lot more than bussing tables.