Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Simon Cowell for Viagara!! (and more)


Viagara approached American Idol's Simon Cowell to be their new spokesperson. HERE'S THE FIRST AD!!! Wicked funny! (circus)

Terribly sad news. "Dirty Dancing" star Patrick Swayze only has 5 weeks to live! (gabby)

Christina Aguilera looks like a constipated mannequin in a new ad campaign. LOOK! (smack)

Janet Jackson is f***ing Ben Affleck too! (bitten)

Jamie Lynn Spears and Miley Cyrus' moms "secret meeting!" (popbytes)

Deja Vu! Lindsay Lohan says goodbye to her partying days (again)! (crap)

The children have spoken, "Britney Spears is a really good dance teacher!" Featuring real quotes from real children! (POTP)

John Legend & Raven Simone are going to be at Wrestlemania too! (wrestling)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is an insult. but i wouldn't turn down 2 million dollars.
i guess he just has enough money though.

Anonymous said...

Kat said, 1st. Jackson the puppet is a star ! stench, shamo shamo smit whatever the heck it's name is? he's a the star ! tooo funny with Amy the ashtray !! luv it !! And I'm not surspised about Simon's comment, notice the droopy flower with viagra pops right up!!! ha ha ! I'm so sad to hear about Patrick Swayze, awesome actor! & excellent dancer ! loved dirty dancing & road house! I wish him all the best of luck ! my prayers are with him ! Janet & Ben don't think so. I'm glad Brit's doing something good for a change ! good luck Brit. ! Lindsay, party all you want life's to short enjoy! , you go girl friend ! but take care ! as for Christina, the babe's makin her tired, you don't get sleep with a babe in the house , I know I had 2. all done for now , chow Kat !

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