Michelle Trachtenberg will be on Gossip Girl

Mischa Barton was rumored to have been offered a role on the WB's breakout hit "Gossip Girl" but turned it down in a "been there, done that" sort of moment.

Enter Michelle Trachtenberg.

Even though her name is a pain in the donkey punch to type, I'd still date her if things ever go sour with Sophia Bush.

'The Track' will star as Georgina Sparks, a character in the novels the show is based around... and she'll look smoking while doing it.

Look for her on "Gossip Girl" during the May sweeps. I will.

Meanwhile Mischa Barton keeps getting DUI's and will be going topless in an upcoming film to try to make the leap to "serious actress." Hello Tara Reid 2.0.

Good move, girlfriend dos.

I'd look sad too, even if I had boobs.