Jessica Simpson rushed to the hospital!!! (and more)

Secret Youth Serum of the Stars: Leeches and Urine!!! Mmmm... just like momma used to make. (circus)

Paula Abdul... on "Dancing With the Stars???" (gabby)

OMG! Goldie Hawn without makeup looks like a shoebox full of armpits!!! LOOK!!! (bitten)

Ashlee Simpson wants to perform on Saturday Night Live again. SNL says, "uhh... no thanks." (smack)

Jessica Simpson rushed to the hospital!!! Why? Clicky! (dlist)

Cool club remix of Leona Newis' "Bleeding Love!" (popbytes)

Marisa Tomei dresses up... by wearing a curtain! (ayyyy)

Undertaker wins WWE title last night at Wrestlemania, then his pyro injures 35 fans! Man that guy is badass! See the video of the pyro going awry (via illegal fan cam) at this link. (wrestling)

New Kids On the Block on NBC's Today Show

New Kids On the Block will be back together for the first time since the Mesozoic Era this Friday morning on the Today Show on NBC.

This got me thinking about who is/was the most popular teen-sensation boy band of all time???

Don't vote in comments... COME VOTE HERE!!!

There's a poll set up at that link. Your choices: New Kids On the Block, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and The Jonas Brothers.

I'll come back here and give you the poll results later tonight.

Madonna is HUUUUUGGGGGGEEEE!!!!

Madonna has been working out for 2 hours a day, 6 days a week.

I think she can cut back to an hour and a half.

Scary.






She's starting to look like a female Carrot Top:

Who looks flashier??? (The Hills versus Space Mountain)

Audrina from "The Hills" as guest Pussycat Doll Friday night in Vegas?


Or 59 year-old "Nature Boy" Ric Flair making his way to the ring last night for his last match at Wrestlemania???

J-Lo: 5 Weeks After Giving Birth to Twins!!!

We knew she'd do it!!! Just FIVE WEEKS after giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez was out last night looking (dare I use the most overused blogging word of the moment) FIERCE!

In case you were wondering Mark Anthony was there too and still looked like a zombie.

Jamie Lynn Spears baby gift registry

Jamie Lynn hit up a Babys R Us in Baton Rouge, Louisiana the other day to register for baby gifts. She was wearing her new engagement rock --- and --- a t-shirt that read "The Rumors Are True." (see pic)

Hahahaha!!! I don't know if it's funny because it's clever of Jamie Lynn, or funny because she obviously thinks the world revolves around her by wearing that shirt. Either way, it's funny!

She registered for everything from a $1.49 teeting ring to a $300 car seat. There were no blues or pinks on the registry so either the couple is keeping it a surprise or they're being careful with their info. Other items include an ultrasound frame, a Baby Neptune Ocean Gym (pictured below for the hell of it), some changing pads, a Cookie Monster bath towel, and receiving blankets featuring Winnie the Pooh, Tigger and other Disney characters.

You think she was shopping for the baby or herself???

Ooooh. Jamie Lynn will have a lot of fun playing in there!

Donald Trump wants Ashley Alexander Dupre for reality show!

Donald Trump is producing a new reality show for MTV. It is tentatively being called Lady or a Tramp. Classy.

The show will take a bunch of beer-swilling, hard-partying, rough-edge girls and send them to "boarding school" where they will learn to be little miss sweethearts.

And now he's trying to get stripper/dancer/escorter Ashley Dupre (yes, the one at the center of the whole Eliot Spitzer fiasco) to join the cast and be one of the 15 girls they attempt to make "civilized."

Sounds like a really bad episode of Maury to me. They just need that mean, shouting bootcamp director in fatigues and some runny-teary mascara and it's officially a Maury repeat.

Angelina Jolie has come down with diabetes

Angelina Jolie has come down with a strand of diabetes that effects mothers-to-be. Angelina is preggo with twins - a boy and a girl - and found out a month ago that she has "gestational diabetes."

It's curable though through diet and exercise, BUT carriers run the risk of developing type 2 diabetes... which is more serious.

A source says “She’s sick and irritable and feels heavy and weak.”
We wish her a speedy recovery. And we wish Brad luck with his heavy, tired, cranky wife. Give her hugs then hide in the closet, Brad.

Mischa Barton's cottage cheese legs. (and more)

Is that his hair... or a Darth Vader helmet??? AWESOME PIC! (circus)

Lindsay Lohan to star in movie about psycho Charles Manson! (smack)

Paris Hilton REALLY loves having kids heads in her lap. Ew. Look at this montage of photos. (ayyyy)

Mario (the R&B singer/Dancing With the Stars dude... not the mustached plumber) -- Gay... or... dating his dance partner??? (POTP)

Scientology gains another fascinated celeb. This only hurts their cause! hahaha (gabby)

Maxim's Sexiest VEGETARIANS revealed!!! See the list & pics. (bitten)

Nudey Hills star Audrina gets a new sweet tattoo... or does she??? (popbytes)

Ew. Mischa Barton's legs are cottage cheesey. (dlisted)

The Undertaker -- banned from all media??? (wrestling)

Mariah Carey to pass Elvis!

Mariah Carey is set to have the number one song in the country on the Hot 100 chart this week. If and when she is officially #1, it will move her passed Elvis Presley to number TWO on the list of artists with the most #1 songs in the rock era.

This will be Mariah's 18th #1 song. The Beatles are number one on the list with 20 #1's. So long as E=MC2 (which comes out April 15th) has 3 more smash hits on it, Mariah could go down as the most successful artist EVER by the end of her run on radio right now.

She's come a long way since the rubber rooms and Glitter.

Heidi and Spencer stay in seperate hotel rooms in Vegas

Awww... the dynamic duo is having relationship problems.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in Las Vegas. Same city. Seperate hotels. Heidi is staying at the Palazzo while Spencer is checked in at the Hard Rock.

Their rep says "yes it's true, they're working on their relationship." But then again, they're taping The Hills while in Vegas so who knows what's real... and frankly... who cares.

If things go terribly sour and they break-up, at least Heidi has her amazing singing career... and Spencer has his wicked videotaping skill. The world is theirs, we're just renting air.

PS -- You could park a Mini-Cooper in horseface's mouth in this picture! She's awwweesssoooommmmeee!!!

Paris Hilton's Awful Belly Dance In Turkey

Paris was in Turkey -- acting as a judge to help crown Miss Turkey -- when a woman came over to her, pulled her on stage, and made her belly dance. No talking... all awkward. This video is a bute! The dance goes on forever and Paris shows the dancing skill of a waterlogged string bean. Low point for Paris equals classic Youtube moment:

Katie Holmes is headed for Broadway!!!

Broadway is the new Paris Hilton... everybody's doing it. Nicole Richie and Kevin Federline are both already Broadway-bound and now Katie Holmes is in final negotiations to star in the revival of All My Sons -- a tragic post World War II family drama. This would be Katie's first time doing professional stage.

Last we saw her, she was in (perhaps the largest bomb this year) the movie Mad Money. 29 people actually went out and saw the movie... 22 of which were Scientologists... 18 of whom are Tom Cruise. So Broadway is Katie's way of saying "I'm a serious actress and although I haven't had a role that people like me in since I was making drama faces as Joey in Dawson's Creek, I'm a huge Hollywood draw!"

One theater expert puts it as such:

"This play will be like a shop window for Katie. The aim is to remind people of her acting chops. It's kind of a neat idea."

Acting chops? I prefer pork chops. Although I haven't eaten one in a few years. I heard pork is the worst meat for you and haven't touched it since... besides a good hunk of ham every now and again.

"Superhero Movie" opens this weekend by the way, and features a scene with a dead-on impression of Tom Cruise's weird Scientology recruitment video. Have a gander. It's a hoot:

No posts today????!!!!?

Sorry y'all... I decided to pull a "no internet day today."

It makes a slave out of me on a daily basis so I decided to take today as a mental health day. And it felt great!

I'll be back to the grind tomorrow. Happy night!

Team coverage of the first ever PREGNANT MAN!!! (and more)

See the lost footage of Tom Cruise and John Travolta captured by aliens! (circus)

Britney OUT, Miley Cyrus IN as paparazzi's #1 target!!! (POTP)

See it now. The first ever PREGNANT MAN!!! It's NOT a joke. (smack)

More on the pregnant man... because you, like me, can't get enough. (gabby)

A very sick Katie Holmes collapses! She's cracking under the strain of being married to Tom Cruise. (popbytes)

Priscilla Presley's Plastic Surgery Nightmare! Shocking Before and After photos. (bitten)

Former pop superstar sawed in half... then reattached by doctors. (ayyyy)

List of all the WWE wrestlers being left off the Wrestlemania card this Sunday. (wrestling)

Laila Ali is preggo!

Woman boxer, co-host of American Gladiators, and daughter of boxing legend Muhammad Ali, Laila Ali is pregnant!

She tells Essence Magazine that her and her NFL star husband Curtis Conway are expecting their first baby together. They don't know the sex yet, but they definitely had sex -- just so you know -- because that's the way babies are made. That and injections. But the stork is a fraud. Unless you have sex with him, which is beastiality and should be avoided at all costs. Unless you live in the back woods, then have at it. Just please never in front of me. Thank you.

Congrats Laila and Curtis!!!

Richie Sambora busted for DUI... and 10 year old daughter was in the car!!!

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora was arrested last night at 10:52pm last night in Laguna Beach, CA for driving drunk.

At this point you can forgive him. DUI's - though awful - happen all the time, especially with the semi-famous.

BUT -- he had his 10 year-old daughter Ava in the car with him!!! I'm sorry but that is crap! And that's all I have to say about that.

He was released at 4am this morning and will be arraigned on May 7th.

Douchebag.

FUTURE PICTURE: Amy Winehouse in a month and a half.

Little known fact: not only am I a former Friendly's waiter, but I'm also a psychic.

I looked into my 'magical disco ball of groove and magic' and here's what I gandered. To the left you see Amy Winehouse out for kabobs in London yesterday. To the right you see Amy Winehouse shopping for shoes in Birmingham a month and a half from now.

She better start using some serious moisturizer stat! Still -- a vast improvement.

(click the pic for a better view of the grossness that is Amy's scabby scabby face)

Lindsay Lohan's kid sister, Ali, has already had plastic surgery???

Ali Lohan, Lindsay's FOURTEEN YEAR OLD sister... is rumored to have had work done to her face already!!! FOURTEEN!!!

At 14 I was still waking up early to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Saturday mornings and my only concern was to figure out which girl I was going to have my friends call and ask out for me that week. Sure I had already dabbled in illegal drugs, but I lived in Vermont, cut me some slack.

Here's the before and after of Ali Lohan. Obviously colored contacts and a hair-dye job, but what has people talking is that it seems she's already had a lip job. Surgery or no surgery... that is the question.

I say "surgery." Her mom would give the family cat plastic surgery to stay in the dirt rags.

Paris Hilton fondles a cheetah. (and more)

Which Hollywood female superstar claims the secret to her looking young is LEECH THERAPY??? Creepy. (circus)

Heidi Montag is back with a NEW song... it's better than her first song "Higher"... but still worse than being shot in the foot with a nail gun. Hear it here. (smack)

Celebrity fashion train wreck of the day. (ayyyy)

She's moved onto a new species. Paris Hilton fondles a cheetah. (pic) (POTP)

Meanwhile Jessica Simpson is making out with blue dragons. (pic) (WWTDD)

Renee Zellweger says "no" to boobie shots. I say "no" to her nasty-ass face in the linked picture. (gabby)

Whoopi Goldberg is proud of Britney Spears. She was also proud of her crappy-ass morning radio show. (video) (bitten)

Even in nicely shot beautifully colored headshots, the B52's still look old and tired. (popbytes)

Y2J says Floyd Mayweather isn't really making $20 million to appear at Wrestlemania. (wrestling)

Britney Spears' appearance on 'How I Met Your Mother' last night scores record rating!

Britney appeared on "How I Met Your Mother" last night.
And (gasp) the critics liked her. They really liked her.

And so did the producers of the show... since the numbers are in and Britney's episode was the highest rated episode of the show ever!

Producers are already working on having her back.

In case you missed it, watch the full-episode RIGHT HERE!

I know I try to steer clear of all the Britney news out there, but on the rare occasion that there's something positive to report --- I jump at it. As a result, I don't jump too often. My calves are getting kinda jiggly.

Jamie Lynn Spears is engaged!!!

Jamie Lynn has been prancing around Louisiana and Mississippi showing off a new sparkly engagement ring!!!

The ring was given to her by the front-runner in the who-dunnit Jamie Lynn baby-daddy mystery, Casey Aldridge.

To give merit to the story, a quote from some random unnamed "source:"

She's got an engagement ring. She's been showing it off, talking about it.

Isn't that lovely??? Another beautiful Hollywood gunshot wedding!

Spears, 16, becomes "the kid with a kid" this summer. No date yet set for the wedding.

Renee Zellweger is shiny-faced

Pictured: Renee Zellweger at the premiere of her new movie "Leatherheads" in Kentucky.

Either she misused her makeup or (more likely) Renee is now silver-plated.

Unfortunately she caused two red carpet workers to go blind that day. Tragic.

He's single ladies... would you???

Johnny Knoxville just finalized his divorce from whoever yesterday. The question is... ladies (and gay men)... would you???

Comment with a "YES" or a "NO."

Lindsay Lohan's vulgar angry message to Calum Best about sex tape!

Lindsay Lohan allegedly called and left a brutal message on her ex-man's cell phone over a video that leaked over the internet of the two gettin' it on in the dirty dirty style. And for an "alleged" message, it sure has accurate-sounding details:

I can't believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone. I should never have f***ing trusted you. It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how f***ing could you?

Hey Lindsay: Keep making 'em... at least people are seeing these movies.

Although I can honestly say --- no interest at all here. I'd rather watch this season of "Survivor." (Both involve a lot of sucking.)

12-year-old boy arrested for throwing rocks at Soulja Boy! I have a new idol. And he's twelve. (and more)

One day Ryan Seacrest will own you. (circus)

12-year-old boy arrested for throwing rocks at Soulja Boy! I have a new idol. And he's twelve. (smack)

Clay Aiken looks even more like a "non-man-non-woman" lifeform on the cover of his new album. (POTP)

"Whatcha-gonna-do when Hulkamania and the largest arms in the world... get sued???" (gabby)

Madonna's personal trainer is HOT... and expensive. (bitten)

There's a movie about a Michael Jackson impersonator??? (popbytes)

Old political man... sweet dance. (ayyyy)

Gordon Solie going in the WWE Hall Of Fame. (wrestling)

Paris Hilton thinks West Africa is a beautiful country!

Paris Hilton is in South Africa with boyfriend Benji Madden (who's on tour there with his band, Good Charlotte). While there, she's been acting like a good-doing jetsetter by visiting schools and taking pictures with kids and giving out autographs (as long as they hooked her up with venti-double-shot-soy-latte-machiato-bananarama-rules').

While showing the spirit of good will, Paris was quoted as saying:

I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.

Umm... can you find West Africa on the following map?
Hmmm???



(Sadly - it took me until I looked at the map to understand how 'foot in mouth' that was of Paris. 'Geography' has never really been my thing. Nor has 'being smart.' Thank God I'm a nobody.)

Simon Cowell and the chins

Celebrities go for lunch at The Ivy in Beverly Hills when they want to be seen. Usually hordes of paparazzi hanging around to take your picture shoveling salad into your face so you can promote your new movie, or be seen with your new main squeeze.

Simon Cowell went to The Ivy where he was seen with a few new friends: chin 2, 3, and 4. And I'm guessing he skipped the salad for a butter sandwich and a bowl of lard soup.

Pamela Anderson's Easter Outfit

It looks like Pamela Anderson spent Easter in a dirty hotel room and when she couldn't find her clothes in the morning, she just wrapped the bedsheet around her and ran!

Then went on a nice, quaint Easter egg hunt in her "walk of shame" bedspread shawl.

Charming.

We're baaaaaaacckkk!!!

Hey! Hope you all had a GREAT Easter and the couple days leading up to it. I got back from upstate New York yesterday afternoon and am ready to crank this beeotch up again!

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape! (and more)

Check it out! Miley Cyrus... made of wax!!! (smack)

Which bootiful celebrity chica is getting insurance on her butt??? (circus)

Project Runway winner Christian Siriano is gonna do a guest spot on which TV sitcom??? (POTP)

Rachel Ray can dislocate her jaw and swallow a seal. (gabby)

New Britney Spears South Park video! (bitten)

A Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape???? Sex tapes are now like belly buttons... everybody's got one. (WWTDD)

Another WWE wrestler suspended under their "Wellness Policy." (wrestling)

REAL First Pic of Jennifer Lopez and the twins!!

CUTE!!! (Even though they kinda resemble small sleeping Mark Anthonies.)

The Difference Between Simon Cowell & Me

Simon Cowell's new Bugatti Veyron. Top speed: nearly 250 mph. Price: almost $1.5 million.


My Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Top speed: 70 mph downhill with 2 people in the front seat. Price: I'll give it to you for 25 bucks and a coffee at Starbucks.

Jonas Brothers "Burning Up" Tour Dates

This post is purely factual because I don't want my life threatened by an 11 year-old girl (again).

The Jonas Brothers are going on a headlining tour. It's called the "Burning Up" Summer Tour and below you will find their tour dates.

I will say that in all my time as a radio DJ, I have never seen fans more passionate than the Jonas Brothers' fans. And that's 12 years of radio DJ'ing. They are seriously a phenomenon. Even if you don't like them, you have to respect that.

Plus, no other fanbase has threatened me physically because of their passion. That says something too. What it says, I'm not sure, but the boys are damn popular.

July 4: Toronto (Molson Amphitheatre)

July 5: Clarkston, Mich. (DTE Energy Music Theatre)

July 6: Milwaukee (Summerfest)

July 8: Oklahoma City (Ford Center)

July 9: Dallas (Superpages.com Center)

July 11: Phoenix (Cricket Pavilion)

July 12: Irvine, Calif. (Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre)

July 15: Mountain View, Calif. (Shoreline Amphitheatre)

July 16: Sacramento, Calif. (Sleep Train Amphitheatre)

July 17: Concord, Calif. (Sleep Train Pavilion)

July 19: Denver (Fiddler's Green)

July 21: Omaha, Neb. (Qwest Center)

July 22: St. Louis (Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre)

July 23: Noblesville, Ind. (Verizon Wireless Music Center)

July 25: Hershey, Pa. (Hersheypark Stadium)

July 26: Hartford, Conn. (Dodge Music Center)

July 28: Cincinnati (Riverbend)

July 29: Charlotte, N.C. (Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre)

July 30: Raleigh, N.C. (Walnut Creek)

August 1: Scranton, Pa. (Toyota Pavilion)

August 2: Saratoga Springs, N.Y. (Saratoga PAC)

August 7: Mansfield, Mass. (Tweeter Center)

August 8: Wantagh, N.Y. (Jones Beach)

August 10: New York (Madison Square Garden)

August 14: Bethel, N.Y. (Bethel Woods)

August 15: Buffalo, N.Y. (Darien Lake)

August 16: Holmdel, N.J. (PNC Bank Arts Center)

August 18: Bristow, Va. (Nissan Pavilion)

August 19: Virginia Beach, Va. (Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre)

August 20: Atlanta (Lakewood Amphitheatre)

August 22: Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio (Blossom Music Center)

August 23: Columbus (Nationwide Arena)

August 24: Chicago (First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre)

August 26: Burgettstown, Pa. (Post-Gazette Pavilion)

August 27: Philadelphia (Susquehanna Bank Center)

August 29: Syracuse, N.Y. (New York State Fair)

August 30: Allentown, Pa. (Great Allentown Fair)

August 31: Essex Junction, Vt. (Champlain Valley Exposition)



Oh My Jonas, sweet!!!

Michelle Trachtenberg will be on Gossip Girl

Mischa Barton was rumored to have been offered a role on the WB's breakout hit "Gossip Girl" but turned it down in a "been there, done that" sort of moment.

Enter Michelle Trachtenberg.

Even though her name is a pain in the donkey punch to type, I'd still date her if things ever go sour with Sophia Bush.

'The Track' will star as Georgina Sparks, a character in the novels the show is based around... and she'll look smoking while doing it.

Look for her on "Gossip Girl" during the May sweeps. I will.

Meanwhile Mischa Barton keeps getting DUI's and will be going topless in an upcoming film to try to make the leap to "serious actress." Hello Tara Reid 2.0.

Good move, girlfriend dos.

I'd look sad too, even if I had boobs.

*sob sob* Nobody Wants to be Paris Hilton's Friend. (and more)

HA HA! 93% of people said they wouldn't want to be Paris Hilton's friend!!! (circus)

Ew! And the award for "Sexiest Jelly Arms" Goes To... (smack)

Pete Wentz attempted suicide? (gabby)

Drew Lachey and his "Dancing With the Stars" dance partner were having an affair. Oh yeah... Drew Lachey is married. (bitten)

HAHA! Super funny picture of "Barack O'Clinton!!!" Wouldn't the Democratic Party be excited if he/she/it actually existed!!! (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson, & Kate Hudson LOVE TRIANGLE?!?!? (popbytes)

The latest on Jeff Hardy's suspension from the WWE. (wrestling)

Fergie: Without Make-Up, With Baby Gut

Man... she looks like a different person without the cans of make-up, huh?

And some say this pic shows a baby bump. I say "she's leaving a SUSHI place!" Sushi is a big preggo no-no!

So while I've said "pregnant" in the past for Fergie, I'm now a flip-flopper and I'm going with "she's almost 33! Just water. NOT pregnant!"

What says you??

Audrina Patridge from The Hills Nude Photos Leak

Thank God for today!!! What a sloooooow news week it has been. But I feel a turnaround! And it starts with Audrina from "The Hills."

Sure Heidi is whoring herself out anywhere she can for attention and Lauren is always "being seen" somewhere, but Audrina is launching a "Hey! Over HERE!" campaign to demand a couple moments of your attention.

A bunch of Audrina nudey-pics just leaked on the web -- and can be seen in their NSFW versions OVER HERE.

Kristin Davis sex tape scandal.... Sex and the City movie is coming.
Audrina nudey pics hit the web.... new season of the Hills coming very soon.

"Nude" is the new "30 second commercial."

By the way, Audrina responded to the pictures in the perfect way (in my mind):

“I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me.”

She didn't try to make excuses, she just accepted it. I applaud that.

UK Music Rules

The UK has some pretty dope-ass bands right now. I'm a big fan of the indie-rock-alternative sound and these bands are worth checking. Unfortunately the US version of itunes doesn't carry many of them so you're stuck listening to them on Youtube for now.

Make Model "The LSB:"


The Sonic Hearts "To Be Someone:"


Vincent Vincent & the Villains "Pretty Girl:"


Hot Chip "Ready For the Floor:"

Whose Head Did I Erase? ROUND 9!!!

Woot woot!!! I'm on a roll.

It's 5-3 right now. I'm on a one game stumping spree!
And I love the internet-word "woot." WTF does that mean??? And who the hell says "woot" out loud when they're actually excited. Whoever that person is spends waaaay too much time online. And needs to come to this website more often. Because I'm a greedy bastard.

OK everyone. You know the dish. One guess per please!

BEGIN!!!





I THOUGHT I had you stumped!!!!!
BUT... congrats, KAT!!!

The answer???
Alicia Keys.

The score 6-3, you're up!
But I will stump you next time!!!

The proof (nice job Kat!):

Amy Winehouse's Gross Diseased Face! (and more)

OMG! Take some acid reflux medicine then you MUST come look at this picture of Amy Winehouse's flesh-eating disease on her face!!! (circus)

Lindsay Lohan is still hanging with dirtbags! (bitten)

Donald Trump makes an under-eighteener get naked and sell his vodka. Now he's in trouble. (gabby)

There IS gonna be another season of Big Brother and YOU COULD BE ON IT!!! Get the details how here!!! (smack)

Tiger Woooooooooods Innnnnnnnn Spaaaaaaaaaaccceeee! (POTP)

Madonna, on working with Justin Timberlake... (popbytes)

New Professional Wrestling Reality Show! (wrestling)

No Jacket Can Withold Christina Aguilera's Mom Boobs!

BLAM!!!

It's a double kegger at the Bratman house!!!

(BTW -- This is the chauvinistic-ass post of the day.)
(At least one of them.)

LOGJAM

I'm going to the premiere of "Logjam: The Little Movie that Wood" this weekend in Oneonta, NY. I have a family member that's in the film which is pretty cool, so we're all going to represent and show him how proud we are of him.

Anyway -- here's the trailer -- give it a view and support the independents!



And for more on the movie GO HERE!!!

Britney Spears' legs!

If we learned one thing from Britney Spears in shorts yesterday in LA it's this:

Don't ever try to push Britney Spears over. It's not possible.

Tara Reid in Cancun

Tara looks to have a normal body again. Unless that's not actually a whits shawl, but rather her post-plastic-surgery stomache (now hanging so much she wraps it around her neck to keep it out of the way).

Good to check in on the metamorphosis that is Tara Reid every now and again so there you have it.

The Daily Dirt -- Listen to Madonna '4 Minutes (To Save the World)'

First Look - Britney Spears On How I Met Your Mother

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F'ING VIRUS!!!