Oprah Winfrey is sh*tting a brick right now. Her secret diaries, which reveal some JUICY details about her life, are missing and she's nervous that if they get out in the public eye, her longtime boyfriend Stedman Graham will leave her. Oprah has actually told her close, close friends about some of the contents of the journals, and they opened their big ass mouths! So what's scribbled on the pages?
1) Oprah and Gayle King share the same bed VERY often. Not a big deal for best friends, right? Well, it is when they're best friends THAT HOOK UP! Ohhhh yeahhh...we gots a little bit of lesbian love going on between Oprah and Gayle, baby!
2) She trashes the hell out of Dr. Phil (who I can't f*cking stand one bit. I really wish someone would kick him straight in the testicles with a high heel.) The big O has apparently called him "a snake who can't be trusted."
3) She writes down her frustration about her eating habits getting wayyyy out of control. She eats pounds and pounds of foods in a sitting, and even admits to polishing off an entire cake herself and fried chicken!
It's actually not that big of a deal -- we know she's gotten fat and we know Dr. Phil should be dipped in acid. But if the whole deal about Oprah and Gayle double-clicking each other's mouse are true -- that'd be AWESOME! Not in the "Wow, that's hot" sense, but in the "Holy sh*t that's f*cked up" sense.
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