ME -- The expert on ________!!!

OK. I've decided to become THE #1 expert on some TV show. I don't know which one. And that's why I write this. I think it would be fun/funny to get your opinion first. Which show (perhaps post-writer's-strike) should I become an expert on??? I'll become THE expert on whatever show you pick!

This means as badly as I might hate (or as much as I may love) the show you pick, I will set my DVR to record every episode. I will watch every episode, take notes, and type up a weekly (or perhaps daily -- "Peoples Court?") review of each episode. I will research any gossip surrounding said show and bring it to you in each report. I will fully engulf myself into this mission.

So no matter how retarded or serious your pick is... I'll become THE expert on the show that wins.

I'll take the top 3 picks and put them to a vote at my radio webpage for the final decision. If there's a big tie (one suggestion each or something), I'll pick three shows for the final vote.

I will pick the final 3 on Thursday January 31st and end voting on the final three on Thursday February 7th.

I will reveal which show I will become THE expert on on Friday February 8th. I will try to use any connections I can to interview stars, annoy the stars, crash on the stars floors (in a very creepy way), and more.

So leave your suggestion... and PLEASE get your friends/enemies/family/strangers to come here and vote.

I reeeeaaalllly don't want voting for shows to fall on it's face. So even if you don't really care, please vote!!!
It's like a reality show on the internet or something. Except it's real.

I pledge 100% loyalty to any show you choose.