Monday, January 21, 2008

Eminem gained weight


So maybe you've heard it already. In case you haven't, here's a little recap:

Eminem has gained a good deal of weight since we last saw him.

He says he's been eating like poo for awhile and got off his workout regimen -- and because of this he's in hiding until he can shed the pounds.
He has a new album coming out pretty soon, so he better get going!

Slim Fast has reportedly offered Slim Shady a deal to be their spokesperson and they'd help him burn the fat. Word is, he'd rather marry and divorce Kim 100 times over.


Now you're up to date. What hasn't been seen until now is a picture of the new larger-model Eminem. Enjoy. Looks like a squirrel getting ready for winter. (And I'll leave out the obvious M&M punchlines that could have predictably followed.)

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

gross.
he used to have such a good bod too!
what a shame

KarenH781 said...
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Anonymous said...

OMGIZZLEES!!..HE SHOULD DEF. TAKE THAT OFFER WITH sLIM FAST!

KarenH781 said...

I can't believe that's him. Love his music though who cares what he looks like..well till his album comes out! ha

Melinda01852 said...

I am so glad you found this.. I have been wondering what he looked like after he had the health scare but couldnt find any pics..

Unknown said...

JUST LEAVE EMINEM ALONE!!!!! HE'S STILL HOT AND TALENTED...YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM!!!

Anonymous said...

LEAVE EMINEM ALONE!!!! YOU BASTARDS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM!!! THERE'S JUST MORE OF HIM TO LOVE!!!

Unknown said...

Ummm... ursula/lovehim... you have a case of the britney's.

Multiple personalities.

Same person.

And none of us have said that he sucks or anything. It's ok. We have Em love here. :)

louisebotting945 said...

wow ya ok he def needs to take that offer with slim fast. he kind of looks like a japanese squirrel getting ready for winter.

ursula/love him..everyone else here seems to understand that he needs to go on a diet ..or go to the gym...eaither works.

Anonymous said...

why doesn't he want to take the offer with slim fast? what has he got to lose expect for weight?

Unknown said...

hahaha good call, jacksonremindsmeofbeckett!

Um. And which Beckett are you referring to?

Anonymous said...

josh beckett, the red sox pitcher.
don't worry! it's a good thing! :)

Anonymous said...

LEAVE EMINEM ALONE!!!!!
HE'S A HUMAN!!!!
HE WENT THROUGH A DIVORCE!
HE'S A FAMOUS WHITE RAPPER!
LEAVE EMINIM ALONE RIGHT NOW.
I MEANT IT.
IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT MARSHALL MATHERS YOU COME AND SAY IT TO MY FACE.
MAKE MY DAY, I'LL MAKE YOUR FUCKING YEAR.

Anonymous said...

he looks like a construction worker


and the person above me

CAN YOU SAY CHRIS CROCKER?

Anonymous said...

kat said, Em, Just go back on tour then your'll loose the extra lbs. good luck! chow Kat. your cool Em!

Anonymous said...

omg! eminem is hott as hell an just cuz he gained weight doesnt change my mind about him at all!!!hes still number one in my book.

Anonymous said...

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS THAT HAVE TO HATE ON EMINEM JUST CAUSE HE GOT A LIL' BIGGER. SHIT, HE'S STILL THE SAME PERSON ONLY HE GAINED WEIGHT, HIS MUSIC IS STILL THE SHIT, ISN'T IT? LIKE ANY OF YOU HAVN'T GAINED WEIGHT ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. SO TO ALL YOU HATERS... F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.