Just a week or two after we hear that (crackhead) Amy Winehouse and her junky boyfriend (blowhead) Blake Fielder-Civil wanted to renew their vows in jail after being married for less than a year, rumors arise that (crankface) Blake wants to divorce (needlehead) Amy.
Big surprise.
I wonder why:
But it's not that.
Amy's been spending a lot of time with supercool DJ Mark Ronson and her ex-beau Tyler James. Is she hooking up? Who knows! She probably doesn't even know. But fellow mess-up Blake thinks there is... and he's been murmuring "divorce" so it's critical.
I think if either of them ever sobered up for a half-hour, they'd forget they were even married. Or that they have the teeth of a mentally challenged horse:
(Man that picture will never get old to me.)
UPDATE: No divorcing going on here yet!!! In England you can't get a divorce until you've been married a year, and they haven't. But, obviously in England it's perfectly legal to get married while you're so high you can actually hear your brain cells popping.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Blake Fielder-Civil wants to divorce Amy Winehouse!!!
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JESUS! That first picture scared me! Oh and the picture of her blond? OH MY...I just threw up a little
ewww gross
Ronson was the producer for about 60-70% of her last album. Rumors her "spending time" with him are true, but only because she's working on the follow up to "Back to Black". She's also working with Timbaland and is rumored to be in contact with the RZA, from the Wu-Tang Clan.
No, really.
i love that picture where she looks like a horse on drugs.
Man- England is pretty strict.. What would Brit Brit do if she lived there.. No 55 hr marriages for her!!!
wow. amywinehouse is soooo gross
i absolutely despise her and her disgustingness
freak
Kat said, Amy, Make up does wonders and go back to blk. hair color the blonde don't do anything for you, good luck Amy & Blake. chow Kat.
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