Haha, I wish. But it did get my hopes up when I heard about it (hey, I AM a guy, after all). But, if Tony Romo is as dumb as he looks, don't be surprised if you see videos of Jessica Simpson pulling off sexy dances making their way around YouTube.
Apparently, Jessica believes in keeping some spice in her and Tony's relationship since they spend so much time apart. What's her method? Well, the same method any girl in her right mind would use if they knew they were Jessica Simpson and happened to be smokin' hot.
Sexy webcam dances.
I kid you not friends, Jessica hops on her webcam and busts out her favorite sexy dances for her quarterback boyfriend. And I'm shocked to report, he hasn't injured his throwing arm yet (follow me?)
A source says-
Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. She will
dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. She thinks it keeps
the romance alive while they are far away from each other.
So keep your fingers crossed that Tony really messes up and one (or more) of the dances get leaked. I'm sure Joe Simpson is already praying it happens.
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