Back at the end of March, Jessica Simpson was hospitalized for what her reps called a kidney infection, but it turns out it wasn't an infection at all. Jessica just hit the sauce way too hard! She was blasted out of her skull! And on top of that, she thought she was knocked up!
Jessica's health problems were brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol. She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection. Adding to her distress, anxious Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test! She was a nervous wreck. She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling.
The sloppy drunk just drank herself stupid and was rushed to the hospital, and sources are blaming it on her winner of a boyfriend Tony Romo.
She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she's very conscientious about the calories. But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can't hold as much as they can.
I don't need to point out how much of a douchebag Tony is, so I'll leave it at that.
3 comments:
haha go jessica
jadd, u know i cant even read this.... sigh
Kat said, cause shes thin hits her fast so shes not a drinker but if ya want to hang with the boys get used to it Jess ! have fun ! chow kat
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