This man is about to win $500,000

At least that's my prediction.

It's A-Baller (the freaky buggy-eyed juice-box-drinking baby-food-skarfing cartoon character of a human pictured here) versus Rye Bread in the finals of Big Brother 9. I guess you had to have a gay nickname to make the finals this year. My stripper name is "Cream Puff" so hopefully I'll make next season's cast.

Find out who wins the big bank Sunday night on CBS.

PS -- Couldn't be happier about the final two!