Michael Jackson swears off women

Michael Jackson is back in the studio! I know that this has been being said for more than the past year, but this time it's true.

The King of Pop (and faces) has hired music producers RedOne and Akon to help put the new album together. They started recording this past Wednesday in Las Vegas and Michael is very, very serious. So serious that he's banned his kids from the recording studio so daddy can get down to business. Also so serious... that Michael has sworn off women while the new album is being worked on so he can focus.

Michael Jackson... swearing off WOMEN???

That would be like me swearing off drinking battery acid while I'm blogging. I could understand if Michael swore off chimpanzees, but women??? Good thing he didn't swear off chimps though. Bubbles would have thrown a poo-flinging fit.