Jessica Simpson's stylist is creepy!

I don't know what's creepier:

A) His upstate New York townie-style beard-mustache combo

B) His 1987 skinny tie

C) His ankle bracelet, issued by the state, so he isn't a danger to public well-being

D) His boyfriend Pedro, who's dressed in full-out "gimp-wear" and hiding in the closet just out of view of this photo