Monday, March 16, 2009

Paris Hilton wants in New Moon


Now it makes sense why she's been verbally sucking off Robert Pattinson. Paris Hilton said she wants to be in the next movie of the Twilight series, New Moon. She's sick of everyone just thinking she's a big joke (for the record, I think she's a huge whore, not a joke) and wants to be taken seriously as an actress. She thinks she'd be perfect to play one of the vampires, but would even play a victim because she wants in so bad.

Honestly...I kinda think Paris would make a hot vampire. Then again, I have a thing for vampires so your 400-pound Aunt Bertha could probably be a hot vampire to me.

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