I have a theory, and my theory is that Madonna and Jesus Luz are not banging. Okay, well, Madonna seems sick enough in the head to be banging him, but I don't think they're dating at all. Not even after news of Jesus moving in with Madonna was made public. Not only that, but she's apparently cooking all of his meals and taking him to Kabbalah classes.
I'm telling you, they're not dating. Madonna is probably just treating this kid like her son, maybe because she hates that her actual kids have Guy Ritchie's blood in them. But I guarantee you she's being more motherly than girlfriendish. But like I said, I bet they're still bumping uglies.
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