What I'm about to say sounds pretty hypocritical, considering that I used to openly makeout with a girl that I dated for all of a week-and-a-half in the Special Ed hallways in high school (and no, she wasn't a SpEd, so don't even try playing that card), but since when do people makeout in the frickin grocery store?! I'll tell you who -- Blake Lively and Penn Badgley. They were seen grocery shopping together the other day. And by grocery shopping, I mean sucking face in the packaged meat aisle.
I'm sorry, but there's something just not sexy about shoving my tongue down a girl's throat while I'm standing next to asparagus.
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