Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Megan Fox just made me the happiest guy alive


It's a glorious, GLORIOUS day for men (and women) everywhere. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have decided to call off their engagement and split up after 5 years!! The split was pretty clean and they're deciding to remain friends, which we know totally won't last.

MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!! DRINK AND BE MERRY, FRIENDS!!

Oh, and if one of you fellas tries to ruin my chances with her, I'll gut you like a fish. Okay, maybe that was a little too heavy...

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