Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Holy Sweet & Sour Jesus and Baby Jesus...

I literally, can't get thru 42 seconds of this without laughing my head off. I can't tell if it's the AMAZING vocal ability that she has, or the INCREDIBLE camera work that her... wait, what does Spencer do again, exactly? Anyways, without further ado, Dirtydirtdirt.com, in association with Yahoo.com, and YouTube.com, and in conjunction with MTV, and all that is holy and scared in the world... I present to you...
HEIDI MONTAG'S NEW VIDEO FOR HER SINGLE, "HIGHER".

Wow. Comments?

25 comments:

louisebotting945 said...

this is one on the funniest but worst videos ever

Unknown said...

I was JUST logging on to post this drivel. And Spencer shot the whole thing!!! The song is no worse than 20% of what's on radio right now... but the video just makes me feel awkward. She's trying so hard to be sexy... but just misses the mark.

And at least if there was a typhoon during the beach scenes, she has built in floaties!

kAEdo-k said...

There's only TWO reasons to watch this video...

kAEdo-k said...

I just realized I wrote "holy and SCARED" and not "holy and SACRED". What the hell is wrong with me?!

Anonymous said...

why does louisebotting945 always post first?

louisebotting945 said...

i always post first because i have way to much time on my hands...and plus we rule eachothers faces...right jackson?

Anonymous said...

i doubt he said u ruled his face and i doubt he said he ruled urs

Anonymous said...

Heidi and whoever shot this video must have been HIGHER than shit to present this to the public. I think the funniest part of the whole video is at 1:42 when she tries to shake her ass....thanks for yet again proving white girls can't dance *sigh* All I can say is I highly doubt Heidi could sing like that unplugged. Kudos though to her AMAZZZZZING abs!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA wooowww shes trying waaayyyyy to hard andd she sux!! this is one of those cases where ur best soo isn't enough...this song sux and so does the video..then again so doesnt heidi and spencer..soo i gues it was expectd...and to the person that said white girls cant dance..some of us cannn!! hahha

Anonymous said...

wow. glad to see heidi's doing great things.

except not really. that was awful

Anonymous said...

is she serious?

Anonymous said...

at first i thought this was a joke.


like "haha lets play a joke on peoples ears and eyes"



then i realized she was completely serious.



my eyes and my ears cried.

Anonymous said...

i laughed so freakin hard at the begining when she is climbing up the rocks

Anonymous said...

my eyes just exploded. that was disgusting.
and hilarious

wait that dumbass shot it? LOL

Anonymous said...

Who is this person again?

louisebotting945 said...

its heidi montag

Anonymous said...

she has OBVIOUSLY realized that her 15 minutes of fame has finally ended so now she turns to horrible skanky videos that suck. and the song sucks even more. she tries so hard to be sexy and it doesnt work and her voice, even when it is doctored totally sucks. so basically she is just THAT desperate.

Anonymous said...

Kat said, Who is she ? 1st. time heard of her nice body ! a bit out of tune , easy song I'm gonea do that just sing Higher all the way through and jump on the beach roll around in the sand ha ha ! now what's missing is a Hot guy with both rollin in the sand being sexy then it would of been better you would be focused on the 2 of them and forget about her out of tune voice ha ha ! she's cute though! chow Kat! good luck Heidi !

Anonymous said...

ohhhh kayyyy.... Yeah, that was so stupid, she can't sing. she looked uncomfortable in her own skin, she has the body to be sexy, but just doesnt know how to use it. and whats with the constant arm movement? shes one of those girls you see at the club who just keps doingthe same thing over and over again. Even I could of done better! Sory Heidi, you not going to Hollywood!

Anonymous said...

wow i guess this just shows that with the right amount of money record companies will forget how much u suck and giv u a record deal...

Anonymous said...

i agree with the comment above me.

fuck that.

Anonymous said...

this video is basically a female version of william hung that met baywatch.
thats all i can say without becoming too embaresed by the people of america

Chrystelle said...

Who is she anyway? i have never heard of her before. Anyway she sucks and the vid sucked too so...When are real musicians coming out? We always get this shit on TV and radio stations. I need real music with real artists and not some bimbo girl with a perfect body and a ugly voice!

Anonymous said...

Ok, she reminds me of Tiz with the voice. and btw, ashley cannot sing either so that is an insult

Anonymous said...

omg..this is worse then paris hilton stars are blind...this vid focused js on her boobs!! she cant sing